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Beer coaster maths

It is associated with basic/rough figures traditionally done on the back of a beer coaster at a pub while drinking.

An example might be mates working out the cost of a fishing trip, so "Fuel will be about $100, bait about $50, accom about $200 and good about $200". So rough/approximate figures.
According to my beer coaster maths, it would be about $500. But if you want a more accurate number I'd obviously have to look it up, speak to the suppliers etc.
by Damian W November 17, 2016
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Math extinction

When your maths teacher walks into the classroom and all the students simultaneously pass away.
As Mr Looper entered his mathematics class, he was shocked, for it seemed a math extinction had taken place - no student was left alive.
by Redart098 August 31, 2022
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Math

THE WORST THING IN HUMAN HISTORY!!!!!!!!
by sambolina888 February 9, 2018
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Math

Nobody will ever truly understand it. It is most certainly something teachers give us because they hate us, no matter what they say. Math is pretty pointless now that we all have smart devices to do it for us. Math is a form of torture for the young minded. Don't hangout with people who like math, because they are probably a psycho serial killer.
Person 1: Yo did you here Max? He said he loves math!
Person 2: Dude stay away from him. He's probably some sort of psycho serial killer or something.
by GrungyFruitcake March 31, 2022
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Math

Man,i fucking hate Steve,he’s basically math
by NammoonTNT April 4, 2019
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math methoded

Referring to the abomination that the QCAA disguised as a maths methods exam, to the methods students of 2022. RIP our atars. #loweringthebellcurve
Damn, they really math methoded us with that bio exam.
by ass-kisser November 1, 2022
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The Zombification of Singapore Math

When math writers and publishers in the “fine” city of Singapore discover that math-anxious students are more inclined or motivated to solve brain-unfriendly word problems or fiendish questions that involve ghosts, vampires, zombies, and other paranormal or satanic figures rather than those dealing with humans or animals.
The zombification of Singapore math has alarmed a number of conservative or puritan parents and homeschoolers both locally and abroad, especially in red-pilled states that have a significant proportion of ultra-MAGA or anti-woke voters.
by Numerati January 20, 2024
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