Tai Fong

Tai Fong is a smart and eloquent man who's hardworking. He loves math but perchance men too and may appear a bit on the fruiter side of things...He tends to push himself to do better but when this gets tested he falls behind due to his carelessness. He can be pretty condescending and competitive at times especially at things hes passionate about.

"Yo I love this guy, He's such a Tai Fong!"

by ponies_and_sparkles June 7, 2024

Buttlebop fondleberry

Buttlebop fondleberry is a fucking legend. He will not only help you to kiss your bellybutton, but he will also tickle your nostrils. What an absolute kingpin. God damn.

Person 1: aw man, I wish there someone who can tickle my nostrils and kiss my bellybutton.
Buttlebop fondleberry: Look behind you baby boy *smirks and wonks*

by Klerkyboy October 20, 2024

facetious fondler

the art of bragging about touching kids

this facetious fondler broke into the school and touched my son!

by george droyd December 11, 2024

Fierce Fond

When you need to channel your inner Beyoncé to express your approval of something, even sausages.

Matt’s fierce fond of a Toulouse sausage

by Lloyd2025 December 28, 2024

Fierce Fond

When you channel your inner Beyoncé to express your approval

Matt’s fierce fond of a Toulouse

by Lloyd2025 December 28, 2024

Ding Fong Ling

Used to describe someone as a stereotypical Chinese man, usually depicted as a rice farmer. Use this whenever you are insulting ANYONE from Asia.

guy from asia: hallo!
Everyone : NO FRICKING WAY IS THAT DING FONG LING?

by ThatFellaSpear July 23, 2025

yo fone linging

your fone is linging. cmon dude pick up the fone . PICK IT UP DUDE! YOUR FONE IS LINGING

*timmy’s phone rings*

Johnny: “PICK UP YO FONE YO FONE LINGING.”

by Seagull Wearing A Potato September 13, 2025