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I've fallen, and I can't get up! 

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Popular catch phrase in the 1980's which was the result of a popular TV commercial for a medical emergency service that targeted the elderly.

The commercial featured a blue haired, pre-historic woman, dishoveled and lying at the foot of the stairs. She presses her emergency call button that is located on a necklace around her wrinkly old head and shouts:

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"
huband: "Bitch, where's my sandwich?"
wife: "I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
husband: "You didn't answer my goddamn question!"
wife: "I think I broke my hip."
husband: "I'll break your other freakin' hip if I don't get my sandwich now!"
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bite off more than one can chew

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Try to do more then you can handle.
You might bite off more than one can chew if you I take a second job at night.
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a can of smashed assholes 

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Used to define a rather homely individual.
He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!
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coke can clan 

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The men of this world that have thick dicks, resembling a coke can.
My husband is head of the coke can clan because his penis is spectacular!
coke can clan by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008
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U CAN OK

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its a meme thats popular on a game called Age Of Empire II: Definitive Edition
the phrase means "you can do it", firstly introduced by Vivi aka Fat_Dragon on a team match with TheViper
TheViper got rainbowed on his base

TheViper: "I'm ded, wheres my teammate??"
Vivi: "U CAN OK"
U CAN OK by blvrry666face April 28, 2021
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your ass is grass and you can call me john deere 

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redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"
Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!
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