CJ5GUY's definitions

a can of smashed assholes

Used to define a rather homely individual.

He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!

by CJ5GUY May 4, 2006

a can of smashed assholes

Used to describe a very homely individual.

"Damn, did you see that guy? He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!"

by CJ5GUY May 10, 2006

Weenus

A cross between a a wussy and a penis. Gay guys who still are gender confused.

"I hate it when he prances around like such a damn weenus!"

by CJ5GUY May 4, 2006

Raped by a Beehive

"His back had acne soooo bad it looked like it got raped by a beehive!!

Taking your shirt off during Gym............or........at the beach............or.............the first time with THAT girl! OMG, his back looks like it got raped by a beehive!!!!

by CJ5Guy June 20, 2006