poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.

Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.

by QuacksO December 2, 2023

Big Child

A super big ole' kid. Physically they must be much larger than they should be for their age. They also must have "Big kid" energy meaning they are dominating.

Yo Anthony what's up Big Child stop overthrowing the football!

by BigChungus100 October 27, 2020

Child support

When the mother asks father for breaking during sex and he’s says no resulting in pain in vagina and also a baby! Therefore due to the mother pain during sex plus also having to experience hard labor during birth results in child support where father pays the mother

“Ahhh baby give me a break”

“No girl take this dick”

“Okay I guess child support”

by Bigpapababy April 5, 2021

Child support

What I'm still waiting for

"Hey dad, where is my child support?"

by BestieBAKAbae May 23, 2021

Braelon the child

a Synonym for a child

your such a braelon the child

by Swan2011 April 14, 2022

Child

Something you can call your friends when they are acting like a child. It is also something fun to laugh about so don't take it personally!!

Scarlett is a child

by karen_linda0 August 17, 2020

Child fucker

Your uncle/male pe teacher

Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course

Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025