Zander

A guy known for his super big fantasticly large dick, There is literally NOBODY who has a dick as big as him, also Anybody named Charlotte, Sophia,Olivia,Salena, Kasey, and Maggy will instantly fall for him and get his large dick once they see him

Girl:Wow look at him!

Other girl: yeah.. he's such a Zander , I mean look at that dick.

Girl: yeah it's SO BIGGGG

by Charzan226 June 18, 2018

Zander

A man with a huge dick and a great personality, he can win over any girl and that girl he is with is super lucky as they have him and his huge dick all to themselves

Girl:is that Zander

Other girl: ya but he’s mine and I love him
Girl: Lucky

by TheGoodGod800 November 7, 2018

zonkered

very drunk to the point of black-out

That guy lying in the gutter must zonkered, you can smell the drink a mile off!

by Simon Eustice November 5, 2005

zonkerhead

ashley a.k.a. slut is such a zonkerhead! meaning they are incredibly goofy and they are always laughing/making someone laugh at something

"omg, that girl is SUCH a zonkerhead!"

by jen! May 8, 2005

Zaner

When a man gets a soapy substance caught in his urethra and it hurts.

Pronunciation : Zay-ner

"Man this sucks i got a zaner this morning and it really hurts!"

by the_king April 14, 2006

Zander

A person who lies because they are too afraid to come outright and face some one about the truth.

"You promised me that you were going to Rothbury!"

"Yeah but I bought tickets to Explosions a few weeks ago."

"But you promised to go with me last week!"

"Oh.. yeah... Well I didn't want to upset you."

"You are such a fucking Zander!

by Jazzzinator April 28, 2009

zander

A zander is an untruthful statement made to someone else with the intention to deceive. To zander is to say something one believes to be false with the intention that it be taken for the truth by someone else. A zander is a person who is known to have a tendency to tell lies. Zandering is the deliberate act of deviating from the truth.

The Hebrew midwives zandered to the king of Egypt rather than carrying out his decree of killing all male Hebrew babies; the midwives did this because they “feared God” (Exodus 1:15–20)

Rahab zandered to the king of Jericho about hiding the spies (Joshua 2:4–5) and was not killed with those who were disobedient because of her faith (Hebrews 11:31)

tucsonLion zandered when he denied that he is really Mattington and NewLionette. (395827.2)

by eddieprzydzial April 15, 2007