Willie Wags

Off the beaten path, off yonder, in the pucker brush.

We had a picnic out in the willie wags.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020

Pig Willie

A ne'er do well, a benefit cheat who drinks and bets all day

Look, there goes Pig Willie, off to the bookies again

by Kissifur July 19, 2006

tough willie

slang term for T.W. Samuels, a cheap ass whiskey.

Are you drinking Tough Willie? damn u must be broke

by evenrane November 16, 2007

Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 9, 2009

Cousin Willie

A name for a pervert or pedophile, usually an old man.

"Oh my god Cousin Willie is staring at me guys"
Pervert: pedo perv paedo

by ThundieProxy September 12, 2015

The Willie Bobo

Dick, penis or Johnson

I was in a dark corner of the strip club and when no one was looking the stripper started sucking the The Willie Bobo.

by Road hustler September 6, 2022

Pulled a Willie Harris

Splurging, then never regaining your mojo. Such was the case when Willie Harris had 6 hits in a game for the Atlanta Braves, then hit .190 in 51 games after.

"Hey bro, I just pulled a Willie Harris."
"What bro? That sounds kinda homo."
"Nah man, I just jerked it before I knew mah girl was comin' over, then when she got here, I couldn't finish."

by Cwags23 February 27, 2009