Dead Weighters

Gym members, often men (and in rare occasions women), who roam in packs and have loud conversations (on subjects ranging from women to beer to women). Often dead weighters will hold court near the section of the gym where the free weights can be found. They are often in good physical shape despite the average age of a dead weightier being 38. They are considered loud and annoying and intimidating to anyone outside of their peer group. More often than not, dead weighters will have an unexplainable close relationship with a aerobics instructor at said gym, with whom they flirt with shamelessly (despite that the dead weighter is often old enough to be her father.)

"Did you get to the Y today"?

"Yeah, but I didn't get to work on my hamstring because a bunch of dead weighters were hanging out on the Nautilist talking about car engines."

by JeremyJB July 3, 2008

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make weight

Taking a large crap.

Excuse me guys, i need to go make weight.

by C-Nut April 19, 2008

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weight check

a verbal request and implied challenge to use heavier weight on exercise apparatus (i.e. a bench press or squat rack) in an over-crowded gym to gain sole usage of the respective equipment.

Tron walked into the gym wanting to bench press, however, all of the benches were full. Luckily for Tron, there was mad weak-sauce on one of the benches. Tron approached the low-life weak-saucer and issued a weight check. Having successfully lifted an exponentially larger amount of weight, the weak-saucer had no choice but to call off troops and recede to a corner to accept his shame.

by InsightD October 22, 2008

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