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throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018
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More Tea, Vicar?

An expression of unknown origin that is used mainly among older British folk when someone breaks wind
Bob: *Lets one rip*
Jim: "More Tea, Vicar? Will ya stop farting for five sodding minutes, I'm trying to do something here"
by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021
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Vicari

-a large, sexy, hairy beast that is exceptionally good at basketball.
-a large mammal, close to the gorilla, but bigger.
- a sex tornado on ice
- a sex move that involves impregnating a women by catching her in a massive tangle of hair and ripping her vag apart with your "tree trunk"
- the human equivalent to a deracho
you were just destroyed by that vicari
by phil studenim April 9, 2010
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vidhaan

The smart kid who knows a lot of things in word he can take desecions so fast he care about his small ones he has a little angry attitude he is the bestest gamer
Oh the pro vidhaan run out
by Utaro namo November 28, 2021
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vicar

A person who attends a lot of christenings of a sexual nature.
I christened her car last night I'm am the vicar
by Claude Benitez March 22, 2007
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Vickadelphia

A clever nickname for Philly combining Vick, the current Eagles starting quarterback, and Philadelphia together in one word.
Other NFC east teams tend to call in sick when they find out that their next game is in Vickadelphia.
by CowboyDebop January 7, 2011
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Vicain

The culmination of an evening spent with Vicki and Iain
Vic, i have no money tonight, shall we just have a Vicain night tonight.

Awesome, vicain 3 DVD night! (and wine) (and sex!!!)
by Squared away August 29, 2009
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