two niggas kissin

when two niggas be kissin and shit (No Homo)

Damn those two niggas kissin and shit.

by MyHandle.exe October 10, 2017

2.0 (two point oh)

A new better version of something

2.0 (two point oh)

web 2.0 - the new format/level for websites.
BMX 2.0 - the new type of large wheeled BMX bikes
Fashion 2.0 - the next new look

by The real Freakomatic July 17, 2009

four by two

Cockney Rhyming slang. A person of the jewish faith. Derivation 'Four by two' = jew.

"I didn't know Moisha was a four by two"

"Yeah, might be a tight bastard, but at least he isn't from Bedford"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006

Doing the two-finger tango

Female manual masturbation.

She stared at the ceiling mirror, naked hips gyrating as her fingers worked her G-spot in time with the music. She was doing the two-finger tango.

by mtspacey March 2, 2011

two monkeys fucking a football

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.

Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.

by slipsheet December 13, 2004

hole-in-two

The act of cumming any two of the following: a woman's ass, pussy, or her mouth all in one orgasm (or a man's ass AND mouth). It takes both good control and, with the ass or pussy to mouth, a longer orgasm with a large load.

Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy and completed the hole-in-two.

by Kate Charlton February 9, 2008

Ain't no two bananas

The task at hand isn't going to be easy to accomplish. On super Monkey Ball 2, the difficulty of each puzzle is rated on a 1-10 Banana scale with One Banana being the easist and Ten Bananas being a complete pain in the ass, and damn near impossible.

Bill: My teacher wants a 40 page paper for tomorrow morning and I haven't started it yet!

Phil: That ain't no two bananas!

by Brian M August 24, 2004