Twitter

A site that makes stalking effortless.

When checking twitter, i noticed that Cindy tweeted from her iPhone that she was shopping at Victoria's Secret. I think i'm going to go to the mall now. Maybe I can sneak a peek of her in the changing room.

by enisainwonderland April 28, 2009

Twitterati

The Tweet elite, whose feeds attract thousands of followers and whose 140-character spews capture the attention of the rapt who doggedly monitor them.

The Twitterati have simultaneously raised and abased communication to the level of simian savants.

by rob reinalda February 13, 2009

twitter

the legal way to stalk celebrities

im going to go on twitter to see what joe jonas is up to. then i can tweet to him my thoughts. hopefully he'll read it.

by im in love with the pena June 30, 2010

twitter rant

For when a frustrated person is angry or alone, and already logged into their Twitter account: It is a series of at least several tweets in a row, that criticize anyone or anything. The tweeting has a relaxing effect and is only used for meditative purposes.

He was pissed off because his dog died so he went on a twitter rant.

by phillystarlight December 31, 2010

dutch twister

When a person farts in a revolving door.

Damn, that chick in the Ugg boots dropped a wicked Dutch Twister at Barnes and Noble.

by GP NYC April 3, 2009

twitter brain

When a person has spent too much time on twitter or other social media and is unable or unwilling to understand long form media.

The issue often has a person judging longer works as a series of chunks, sometimes misunderstanding sentences or scenes as they aren't able to see how something can be part of a whole.

A:"This book is great; it agrees with everything I believe, check out this quote"

B:"You've spent too much time online, you've got twitter brain. When you read the whole chapter the author is clearly arguing the opposite"

by coystags May 19, 2020

hh twitter

Short for "Hip-Hop Twitter." Originally a place where people engaged in friendly hip-hop related discussion online on Twitter, hh twitter (or just hht) has turned into a concoction of "hot takes," haters, simps, and e-girls overusing repeated formats such as ">," and "pick a row or column." Everything is exaggerated, either trash or top tier, either overrated or underrated.

"Hey, I'm new to hh twitter. My favorite rappers are Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar. RT to find mutuals"

by Derrrperrr May 23, 2020