Splatty Tomato

When you are given a bad rating on Rotten Tomatoes, you are given a “Splatty Tomato.”

I don’t want to see that movie. It’s a Splatty Tomato.

by brad June 11, 2018

Tomatoe plant

Is code word for marijuana.

Hey Chad. Can you grab those tomatoe plants you brought. I got a buyer.

by El Ray Sundrop August 3, 2018

splattered tomato

when a girl starts bleeding profusely out of her vagina during sexual intercourse.

"i was having sex last night and suddenly my girlfriend was a splattered tomato"

by matt panacci June 16, 2008

Juicy Tomatos

A word used to discreetly alert the attention of a friend to a fat persons kankles in an awkward or enclosed social situation.

Derek - "Hey Farrel... check those Juicy Tomatos!"
Fat Woman - "???"

by Derek Crystal May 5, 2007

Tomato Hair

When a man or woman breaks another person's hymen then proceeds to put their head on the bloody vagina mopping up the blood with their hair

I need a man who can do the tomato hair

by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017

Rotten Tomato

A true act of terrorism for sick people. A “Rotten Tomato” is your typical latex water balloon with one major flaw, or upgrade depending on how sick you are. The tosser will fill a red, orange, yellow, or green balloon with one or more helpings of diarrhea (fresh or seasoned acceptable). The process of filling the balloon requires ingenuity beyond the scope of this article. Don’t be afraid to get creative.

Tosser: My vegetable of a neighbor used to enjoy our conversations before I nailed his wheel chair with fresh rotten tomato.

by Douchier than thou February 11, 2021

wet tomato

When a girl is not a virgin but wants to fake that she is one, the girl lubes up a tomato, and places it in her vaginal canal. The tomato acts as a fake "cherry", popping when the males penis hits it, creating a fake "bloody" mess, tricking the male into thinking the girl is a virgin.

Victim: I was doing this girl last night and she said she was a virgin! Ended up just being a wet tomato though!

Friend: bummer man!

by kins.webb February 2, 2015