brown trombone

when a woman eats out a guys ass while giving him a reach around at the same time

My girlfriend played the brown trombone last night....or she gave me a brown trombone last night.

by BB January 25, 2004

tromboner

When your tossing a guys salad and you reach around and jerk him off like your playing a trombone.

"Hey bitch give my a tromboner."

by Steve Winkler January 26, 2005

Bass Trombone Family

A group of quasi-retarded geniuses who inherit the younger generation of bass trombonists that have begun to attend the school where the older bass trombone generation currently resides. They are classified in the same way normal families are. I.e. son, father, grandson, grandfather, great grandson, Great Grand Father.

"The bass trombone family here are all retarded geniuses!"
"The best Studio here is the bass trombone families studio!"
"The new kid is coming next semester, son. Your going to be a dadddy and i'll be a grandpappy!"

by Bassminusb May 15, 2007

rusty trombone

When someone is tonguing your balloon knot while giving you the good ole reach-around.

I received my first rusty trombone in Maastricht.

by NYPD February 9, 2004

Rusty Trombone

A simultaneous rim-job/ hand-job.

got a great rusty trombone yesterday

by Mikus February 6, 2003

Rusty Nutcracking Trombone

This is a sexual act in which your partner gives you a rim job and a reach around at the same time Rusty Trombone. However, in this variation your partner removes their false teeth and clamp down on your testicles as hard as possible.

I thought Sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like crap by giving me a Rusty Trombone for my 40th birthday. But she Charlie Browned me by pulling a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone on my already sore balls.

by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010

Russian Trombone

The act of receiving a hand job while having your partner blow on your butt hole.

Bro, last night I got a russian trombone from this Indian hooker and my butt hole is still moist!

by GRDN June 28, 2012