The Thirst

An epidemic that seems to be spreading fast. Where a male or female does anything for a the opposite sex because they are yearning for attention or sex. Only way to be cured is to get what they are desperately needing. Seems incurable tho..

"Yo, you see how he on her.. the thirst." or "Man he been hitting me up like crazy saying he want me... he is so thirsty (the thirst)"

by trayvillain November 6, 2011

The Thirst

The one hoe (or man-slut) who will do anything to get laid, or even touched, by another. They are THE thirst. It lives within many, but usually, there's one embodiment of the sickness that really wants it. For people of the same gender, the thirst is an embarrassment (because, of course, the thirst gives a blow to the integrity of their gender). For those desired by the thirst, it is a plague. Do not catch the plague! Ignore the thirst!

The Thirst: Unghh, I laid Richard, Tim, and Peter at the hotel! It was sooo amazing!

Normal Girl: Bitch, please! Pipe the fuck down!

Normal Guy: I don't want the thirst! Get yo' STD's and salivating mouth away from me!

by Amaterasu_Wolf August 31, 2013

twitter thirsty

A person who a) did not receive enough attention from mommy and daddy as a child or b) does not receive enough attention from fellow peers during a normal day and feels the need to compensate by tweeting their every thought in hopes that people in the twittersphere will "favorite" or "retweet" their prosaic ideals of modern society.

Jill: Hey Becky did you see all of my tweets yesterday?

Becky: Yea the 27 about your boyfriend, best friend, and every little thing that happened at school, they were really cute.

Jamarquis: Damn no one gives a $h!t you twitter thirsty bitches!

by bigrem075 December 22, 2013

Thirsty

To want ass/dick so bad that one would go to the extreme to get said ass/dick. Usually the non contagious disease of thirst is found in females but it can also be found in men. Thirsty men are known to masturbate A LOT. Though this disease is not contagious, do not and I say DO NOT interact with thirsty bitches/manwhores.

Ben: I would run through the Sahara Desert, get stung by 14,562 bees simutaniously, fight off Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and Shaq all at the same time, drive a bike with one wheel through Compton naked without any clothes nor means of protection, lick a sweaty ass donkey's pussy out, fuck a 74 year old woman who has herpes, and get my penis pierced in 17 different places just to have a 1 in 32,466,244,354,845 chance of breathing in a single air molecule that has touched your beautiful lips that I would love to lick so hard right now.

Girl: Dang bitch, thirsty…or naaaaww?

by A mothafuckkin starfish May 17, 2014

These pretzels are making me thirsty

in seinfeld kramer got this line in a woody allen movie

These pretzels are making me thirsty George yelled out the window of Jerry's apartment, and kramer got fired from the movie because when he said the line he slammed down a glass cup and broke a piece into woody allen's eye and he started to cry.

by kingkong77775 June 5, 2007

I'm thirsty

What a girl says when they want the D.

Guy: so i'm bored, what u wanna do
Girl: I'm thirsty
Guy: I'm feeling horny so let's have sex
Girl: awesome

by Pokepen March 9, 2016

Thirst Trapping

When a woman does or wears something to get men to approach them for attention.

That hoe is Thirst Trapping with her titties popping out of her turtle neck.

by Antny03 January 28, 2015