animal therapy

Purposeful use of animals to provide affection, diversion and relaxation

I use animal therapy to help my patience feel relaxed and calm during their sessions.

by Lorelei S. April 24, 2017

carport therapy

Dealing with the stress and anxiety of life by sitting under your carport (or garage) and drinking as many beers as you can. Particularly popular in the South.

"I'll tell you what, man... Life ain't easy. The wife won't give me a break, I got laid off, my kids are out of control... What I need is some carport therapy."

by SkepticalBaby June 21, 2016

Bite Therapy

Biting someone when they are continually complaining of something, particularly a pain. Closely related to Punch Therapy.

Rob, lying next to Sophie: My leg is hurting so much from when I tripped over yesterday.
Rob: OUCH! Why did you bite me?
Sophie: Just applying some Bite Therapy... made you forget that damn leg you keep whining about!

by hsan2 December 27, 2021

Porcelain Therapy

relieving yourself via the toilet after eating too much thus making yourself feel better; most commonly done after eating at a buffet or other all you can eat type situation. i.e. taking a dump

-hey man, i don't feel so good. i think i ate too much at the buffet
-yeah me too, let's go get some porcelain therapy.
-what is that? where can we get it?
-go to take a dump in the bathroom
-oh! i love porcelain therapy!

by eljameso123 August 15, 2017

Big Therapy

Used to represent the idea that therapy is a pyramid scheme. Basically the idea that people who need therapy go and advertise it to everyone and says vague stuff like “everyone needs a little therapy” and advertise that in schools, on TV and stuff without actually explaining what therapy is and why they need it.

Dr: “I mean chronic illness is really hard to deal with, you should try therapy.”
Patient: “no.”
Dr: “well we all need some therapy.”
Patient: “oh but that’s what they want you to think. Big therapy just says that so that they can sell more therapies.

by Sacredfart April 1, 2023

therapy 13

Therapy 13 is the best payola groupchat on twitter for Taylor Swift stans! They will be attending Taylor’s next tour together and possibly a secret session as well!

Twitter User 1: Who are these idiots asking if someone got kidnapped because they went inactive for like 5 hours?
Twitter User 2: Oh, that has to be Therapy 13! They’re always tweeting about the most random stuff.

by Therapy13 June 1, 2021

group therapy

Group Therapy is the process of finding your zen on the dance floor. It is when you lock eyes with another person and a nod of understanding passes between the two of you, and you both think at the same time, we are sharing this experience together, and that in itself is a beautiful thing. And then you realize that everyone else had come for this exact same reason, to share this small moment together, united by music.

I experienced Group Therapy for the first time last weekend and it transformed my life.

by duncanfromtheoffice August 11, 2019