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Sock therapy

Preparing for intercourse by way of masturbating into a sock. A quick and low-mess means of increasing one's stamina and endurance.
"I gotta jet. I have sock therapy before my date tonight."

"My sixty-second man needs the name of a good sock therapist."
by Jfiddy December 26, 2013
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Thot therapy

Thot therapy is any activity in which a person can freely Express their sexuality, or just an acceptance of making the world a sluttier place. Thot therapy includeds but is not limited to: slut support groups, honoring hoes, and banging all your bros. Term first used by the e-thot WitchyHeathen.
I need some fucking thot therapy this weekend.
by Witchyheathen May 19, 2022
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Big Therapy

Used to represent the idea that therapy is a pyramid scheme. Basically the idea that people who need therapy go and advertise it to everyone and says vague stuff like “everyone needs a little therapy” and advertise that in schools, on TV and stuff without actually explaining what therapy is and why they need it.
Dr: “I mean chronic illness is really hard to deal with, you should try therapy.”
Patient: “no.”
Dr: “well we all need some therapy.”
Patient: “oh but that’s what they want you to think. Big therapy just says that so that they can sell more therapies.
by Sacredfart April 1, 2023
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Decagrative Therapy

A one-of-a-kind 10-faceted holistic approach that emphasizes and treats the whole person, mind, body and spirit. The ten modalities, when applied in concert, interrelate and link together to offer the individual the tools for a balanced and cohesive life.
Decagrative therapy is the most effective therapeutic system when it comes to treating addictions and traumas.
by Rythmia March 10, 2015
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water therapy

To lust to be nearby or in the ocean, river or lake on a sunny day to rejuvenate, relax and reset.

No shirt, no shoes, no problems.
I am ready to get some water therapy in this weekend!
by travelintomysoul July 28, 2017
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Tyrone Therapy

When you and your girl break up, she goes out and finds a big black man (a.k.a. Tyrone) to have relations with. Done usually to make herself feel better about the break up (or similar traumatic event).
Guy: "My best girl and I broke up for the tenth time last night. I saw her walking around today with Tyrone."
Guy's friend: "Forget about her. She's out getting some Tyrone therapy."
by snu snu March 25, 2023
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talk therapy

A place where you go to lean in a couch or (even worse) lie flat on a surface, allowing your spine to drift into dissociation while babbling on and on about the same trauma patterns recurring via different manifestations in your life every week so that you get that momentary release only to be sucked back into the patterns the next week all in service of being a line item of $250 per hour in the revenue charts of the Western Medicine business model that wants your patterns to continue so that it could keep minting $$$
I've been feeling very embodied lately and really miss the good old dissociative blabbering days so I booked a talk therapy session to experience that.
by funnychiron July 5, 2023
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