by Lorelei S. April 24, 2017
Get the animal therapy mug.Healing oneself by working with words and letting them order and clarify the way one feels, thinks, and acts.
After a major television network offered to interview me, but then cancel the interview, that series of events first raised but then lowered my self-concept, confused me, made me feel powerless—even helpless, but not hopeless.
Soon after I started to edit the index of a book I'm writing, I began to feel increasingly better.
Working with words balanced my emotions and allowed me to feel, think, and act correctly again. I call that word therapy.
Soon after I started to edit the index of a book I'm writing, I began to feel increasingly better.
Working with words balanced my emotions and allowed me to feel, think, and act correctly again. I call that word therapy.
by but for March 8, 2018
Get the word therapy mug.Dealing with the stress and anxiety of life by sitting under your carport (or garage) and drinking as many beers as you can. Particularly popular in the South.
"I'll tell you what, man... Life ain't easy. The wife won't give me a break, I got laid off, my kids are out of control... What I need is some carport therapy."
by SkepticalBaby June 21, 2016
Get the carport therapy mug.Ophthalomographic Therapy is visual and graphical therapy for your eyes often given/ prescribed by a ophthalmologists or it can be achieved by certain colors. A third way to give oneself Ophthalomographic Therapy is through LSD and other reality shifting hard drugs. Medication that can help give oneself Ophthalomographic Therapy are Acetazolamide, Acetylcysteine, and Aciclovir.
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PERSON 1: man my eyes are so stressed. they hurt so much.
PERSON 2: oh i got you. here is some Acetazolamide.
PERSON 1: how is this gonna help?
PERSON 2: it can help you give yourself Ophthalomographic Therapy.
PERSON 2: oh i got you. here is some Acetazolamide.
PERSON 1: how is this gonna help?
PERSON 2: it can help you give yourself Ophthalomographic Therapy.
by the guy who did nothing April 9, 2020
Get the Ophthalomographic Therapy mug.1. The act of washing yourself after experiencing something traumatic or witnessing something dirty.
2. When someone washes so rarely that the act of showering becomes a spiritually uplifting experience.
2. When someone washes so rarely that the act of showering becomes a spiritually uplifting experience.
1. After watching 2 girls 1 cup, Sarah felt the need to take a break from the internet and practice some hygiene therapy.
2. During his second year in college, Steve's washing habits deteriorated, giving him a moment of bliss every other month or so after he finally decided to take a shower. And he's a dick.
2. During his second year in college, Steve's washing habits deteriorated, giving him a moment of bliss every other month or so after he finally decided to take a shower. And he's a dick.
by roboticjizz May 27, 2012
Get the hygiene therapy mug.When you and your girl break up, she goes out and finds a big black man (a.k.a. Tyrone) to have relations with. Done usually to make herself feel better about the break up (or similar traumatic event).
Guy: "My best girl and I broke up for the tenth time last night. I saw her walking around today with Tyrone."
Guy's friend: "Forget about her. She's out getting some Tyrone therapy."
Guy's friend: "Forget about her. She's out getting some Tyrone therapy."
by snu snu March 25, 2023
Get the Tyrone Therapy mug.Used to represent the idea that therapy is a pyramid scheme. Basically the idea that people who need therapy go and advertise it to everyone and says vague stuff like “everyone needs a little therapy” and advertise that in schools, on TV and stuff without actually explaining what therapy is and why they need it.
Dr: “I mean chronic illness is really hard to deal with, you should try therapy.”
Patient: “no.”
Dr: “well we all need some therapy.”
Patient: “oh but that’s what they want you to think. Big therapy just says that so that they can sell more therapies.
Patient: “no.”
Dr: “well we all need some therapy.”
Patient: “oh but that’s what they want you to think. Big therapy just says that so that they can sell more therapies.
by Sacredfart April 1, 2023
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