Google finger theorem

The concept that artificial intelligence like that used in self driving cars and other autonomous machines will never be fully integrated into everyday life until they can interpret human nonverbal communication in the appropriate context.

When I give a self driving car the finger and it reacts appropriately, I will know the technology is ready for prime time. This is the Google finger theorem in practice.

by Bozotexano July 23, 2016

snoozes theorem of hacking community

If in hacking community and says they are woman

That equals to transgender

Who is a woman in the hacking community?
I am.
Are you a guy?
No.
Are you trans?
Yes.

Being defined 'snoozes theorem of hacking community'

by Támadó June 25, 2024

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024

Morris's Theorem

Every single, solitary, girl -- no exceptions -- looks better with longer hair than shorter hair.

I thought this girl was bad, but then I remembered Morris's Theorem and thought about how she's wasting her potential.

by Jimmy Cooks 17 February 11, 2025

Central Billing Theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.

Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!

by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024

Ocean King Theorem

Cambridge International Education IGCSE First Language English exams always tend to have something in common. There will always be an 'implicit meaning' point of something attempting to be funny but the students never find it amusing, which is why they usually lose points in those points. This conundrum is usually referred to as the 'Ocean King Theorem' due to it being always referenced to a past exam that had a man supposed to be funny known as the Ocean King.

That exam we just did had an Ocean King Theorem ass joke. Whoever wrote this test needs better humor, I never knew a Bengal tiger was meant to be funny.

by marcelorhvp May 10, 2024

Grumulum's Theorem

When you don't know what you're doing, but you get it right anyway.

A: How did you get the correct answer on this test when you're failing the class?
B: I just used Grumulum's Theorem.

by RealCraigles January 25, 2024