Noell Theorem

Whats the answer to #2?
Thats easy, use the Noell Theorem!
by harbdog2 September 15, 2021
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The Hitler Theorem

The Hitler Theorem is in relation to how a stimulus affects you negatively day by day more than Adolf Hitler does. If something affects you worse than Adolf Hitler, then The Hitler Theorem can prove objectively that the stimulus is worse than Adolf Hitler.
"I'm tired of all this work my teacher is assigning me! It annoys me more than Adolf Hitler does, therefore according to The Hitler Theorem this homework is worse than Adolf Hitler!"
by Theoremist November 23, 2023
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Morris's Theorem

Every single, solitary, girl -- no exceptions -- looks better with longer hair than shorter hair.
I thought this girl was bad, but then I remembered Morris's Theorem and thought about how she's wasting her potential.
by Jimmy Cooks 17 February 12, 2025
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Vaughan’s Theorem

Simply stated; in the public forum, delivery style outperforms content integrity as a potentiator of true communication. In the world of debate, well composed and articulated bullshit, especially when delivered extemporaneously, can stand toe-to-toe with poorly communicated: absolute truth, brilliant insight, inspired wisdom, or even genius-level analysis any day of the week.
Although candidate A clearly has a superior command of the subject matter, they tend to get nervous, and stutter and stammer, and seem to grasp for the right word, while candidate B who is well known for his silky sooth speaking style, broadcast-quality voice, and skill in weaving Improvisational comedy into his responses, once again, Vaughan’s Theorem accurately predicts that B will appear to win the question in spite of demonstrated cluelessness regarding the question that was posed.
by Kenneth A. Vaughan August 18, 2020
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The Montourian Theorem

A theorem created by Harrison Montour on March 22, 2024
X*9+X+9=X9
This theorem works with any Positive, Whole number.
6 times 9 plus 6 plus 9 equals 69 is an example of The Montourian Theorem where X=6
by Scooter08 March 22, 2024
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Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.
"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."
by Dongerlxrd December 04, 2023
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The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 23, 2024
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