Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.
A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.
by Azshara October 7, 2020
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Whats the answer to #2?
Thats easy, use the Noell Theorem!
by harbdog2 September 15, 2021
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States that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. While this is useful in math class, you won't be using it when you are bagging groceries or working retail or selling Nerf Guns.
Student: Ms.? When will we use the Pythagorean Theorem in real life?
Teacher: Well, um, real estate agents often use it to find out how much a house is worth?
Students: Ekscuze me waddahell
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
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