Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.

"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."

by Theoremist January 28, 2024

The Repeating Idiocy Theorem

The Repeating Theorem discusses how stupid people will repeat the same dumb choices because they're too idiotic to learn from consequences.

"I want to get back with my ex." - (Idiot, probably named Brad)

"YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! YOU'RE AN IDIOT! I MADE THE REPEATING IDIOCY THEOREM TO SHOW HOW YOUR DUMBASS CONTINUSIONLY MAKES THE SAME RETARDED CHOICES!" - Me (Fuck you guy, probably named Brad, you idiot)

by Theoremist November 23, 2023

Theoremist

A theoremist is a specialist in a particular subject on cocaine or self-described 'recreational drug use' who makes theorems to explain their cocaine driven thinking.

Theoremists commonly originate from psychology, sociology, or especially social science.

"SNNNNNNNNNNNN- I propose the Pufferfish Theorem!"

"You're such a theoremist!"

by Theoremist November 23, 2023

The Hitler Theorem

The Hitler Theorem is in relation to how a stimulus affects you negatively day by day more than Adolf Hitler does. If something affects you worse than Adolf Hitler, then The Hitler Theorem can prove objectively that the stimulus is worse than Adolf Hitler.

"I'm tired of all this work my teacher is assigning me! It annoys me more than Adolf Hitler does, therefore according to The Hitler Theorem this homework is worse than Adolf Hitler!"

by Theoremist November 23, 2023

Cock Point

To hold someone at cock point is to rack back your foreskin to put cum in the chamber and then fire it off in a firehose-like fashion.

Multiple projectiles can be used besides cum such as birdshot, anal beads, etc. if inserted through the anus.

"Watch out buddy! I got you at cock point!"

>Racks back foreskin

"I got a family! Don't do it!"

by Theoremist January 28, 2024