Testalitius

When one has been giving head and following that has a sore throat/swollen/glands - Like Tonsillitus. Means man now has testalitius.

"My Throat hurts."
"Sounds Like Testalitius after last night!"
"¬_¬"

by Robyn Cator December 29, 2006

Tentacle Sandwiche

An 'outie' vagina, that has flaps coming out of nowhere, that resemble tentacles. This is on the oposite side of the scale compared to a 'front bum'. Ideally you want something between the two extremes.

I went down on that girl, and I had quite the tentacle sandwiche to deal with. Was getting hit from all sides.

by pokermurphy1 January 27, 2009

tentacle erotica

Weird Japanese porn showing a woman having sex with an octopus.

"Dude, I saw some hardcore tentacle erotica last night and now I can't even THINK about calamari without getting a boner!"

by DireDawa April 30, 2014

teatard

A british person a.k.a A stupid asshole

I will never go to England again! That place is swarmed with teatards.

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 26, 2010

Tentacle Rape

Idk Search it on google

Person1: You should search tentacle rape on google
Person2: Okay?

by Tentacle-Raper November 12, 2019

Ozric Tentacles

A mythical name for a mythical breakfast cereal for a crusty bunch of English Hippies that play trippy music.

Man did you dig that last set by Ozric Tentacles. I was really Kirking on it.

by Les B. Labbauf June 5, 2004

teatard

someone who drinks so much tea, the become retarded

Bob: Lay off that tea man.
Phil: Why should I.
Bob: 2 times 2
Phil: Nail Sneaker Doorknob
Bob: You fucken teatard

by Dan Travis January 31, 2009