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busted tees

A website that sells T-shirts with slogans on them that would be funny if they weren't on a t-shirt.
Scott: Hey guys, look at my funny shirt!!! I'm cool!!!
Joe: It's not funny if I have to read a fucking paragraph just to get the point, retard.

I hate busted tees.
by Vaughn Proctor April 8, 2006
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Helena Tees

Helena is besties with Josephine Damjanovic and izzy ob they do dumb shit together like buy 12 frozen cokes. She is as hot as the sun and everyone likes her. Shes a bondi chic and is fit as fuk
Josephine: Where tf is Helena Tees
Izzy ob: Probably at the beach with her boyfriend Jett
by snitch bitch ;) October 17, 2019
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teest

noun. Leftover cum on one's teeth or oral area.
Person 1: "Oh my god, did you see Tamir?"
Person 2: "Yes! How could he not know he was covered in teest?"
by Julia :) January 11, 2008
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Tekes

hash dens
come from 1920's and 1930's Greek hash and opium dens( which were famous for their traditional music and Turkish hash smoking)

a bar or café where one smokes hash, hookah with hash or weed while listening to some music and dance.
- you wanna smoke a joint with me

- yea, let's go to the tekes and smoke some good Turkish hash
by evee_queen June 16, 2011
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Teensplaining

When a teen condescendingly assumes that they know more about a topic than the adults around them, usually their parents. The teen then explains the topic to the adult as if the adult is completely ignorant regardless of their experience or expertise. This is frequently accompanied by the extreme certainty that can only be maintained through inexperience.
Maya was teensplaining to me that intelligence is about 75% heritable.
"You'd know that if you weren't such an idiot, Dad!"

My daughter teensplained pop music to me, as if I hadn't lived through the 80s.
by ZippySanjay June 21, 2017
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Couple Tees

The gentle art of matching identical clothes with a significant other (especially t-shirts).

It is not uncommon to see entire matching outfits, including shoes and accessories. Occasionally entire families and done up head to toe in matching outfits.

Most commonly seen in East Asian countries, but there have been sightings of such airbrushed classiness on the U.S. Gulf Coast.
"On the beach I saw lots of couple tees today."

"Oh my God, are those three guys wearing couple swimming trunks?"
by gdolezal February 16, 2009
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Yam teets

Specifically long skinny dangling breasts that have had the perky youth sucked out of them as well as not likely ever been cupped by a bra nor ever been surgically enhanced.
He had penchant for yam teets due to the fact that in his youth the only naked pictures he had access to were in National Geographic.
by Carranca March 19, 2011
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