stoner hug

1. A group of people huddled together in an airtight formation to avoid wind or cold when attempting to light a joint, pipe or bong. Noun

2. The act of creating a stoner hug. Verb

1. Shit, even with the stoner hug we can't light it.

2. Man, it was so windy, Johnny had to stoner hug me.

by the finisher May 29, 2008

Stonerfag

Someone who believes, despite the fact that they have no future or intellect, that smoking weed, telling everyone about their cool weed stories and uploading photos onto facebook makes them top shit.

"I got so high on the weekend, I must be pretty cool."
"No, shut up you stonerfag."

by henrym May 28, 2012

stoner jam

Noun. A meeting of musicians who smoke cannabis in order to inflict a positive effect on their music playing and songwriting skills.

Stoner: M'kay dude stoner jam at mine on Wednesday. Bring your bong AND your bass this time.

by jeff24 August 27, 2005

Haute Stoner Cuisine

Food prepared by chefs under the influence of Marijuana.

To the maître d': "Exquisite otherworldly flavour."

Oui madame... we have a new chef from Brooklyn, recently graduated from the renowned Haute Stoner Cuisine School.

by rperazag May 20, 2010

stoner

Simply put, someone that likes to smoke pot. A lot. Pretty much that's all they spend there money on but that's okay, cause they don't care. Not at all addicted to weed. Just like the feeling. No one calling themselves stoner should be taken seriously. A real stoner can easily be spotted because they're just chilled out people. Like sitting around and talking. Joking, listening to music, jamming out. Stoners are people that, through whatever experiences and influences they've had in life, find that they don't need money to be happy. That the best stuff is free. They also feel that smoking bud is the perfect way to relax and enhance what they'd be doing if they were sober. Maybe watching TV or just skating around. Stoners appreciate and respect those that do not smoke but don't look down on them for doing it. They will always offer but will never bother non-smokers. Why offer? Because it's just the way it is. Bud's meant to be offered, almost as one would offer a drink to a guest or a seat. Very loose and uninhibited. Very loving and not afriad to admit it. Homophobia, sexism and racism just don't mix with stoner culture because it doesn't make sence. How can a black, or a jew or a woman or a gay be too much different. If they're fun to talk to and cool to blaze with, fuck, they're the same as them. Lots od stoners have little motivation for success. Nothing is wrong with this but if it gets in the way of a stoners happiness than they are not a true stoner because a true stoner does whatever makes them happy and if smoking pot and lacking occupation no longer brings them joy and entertainment than they would know it's time to make a change. To smoke with a stoner is fun because there is no pressure. Stoners love to be the one to get someone high for the first time because they feel that they are sharing a gift with he/she who is experiencing marijuana for the first time. The only thing to remember when smoking with a stoner is that they hold certain rules sacred. They will understand if it was an accident or you didn't know, but to purposely break the rules for personal gain is a slap in the face to them.
1. If there's enough weed, everyone gets greens. Starting with those who paid for it, he who brought the piece, etc.
2. No one gets skipped
3. If you have weed of your own, you MUST match
4. Constant smoking of people's bud but never paying will make people not wanna smoke you out so pitch in 5 once in a while
5. Be careful w/ people's pieces. NEVER break one
6. Don't hit it harder than you can handle and cough up and waste poeple's bud
7. Don't be sketchy. You'll either get people caught or annoy them with your paranoia
8. Don't brag about being high or having smoked. It's not cool to brag.
9. Never bring an uninvited guest or guests to someone else's house to smoke someone else's weed unless you know they're cool with it
10. Don't kill other poeple's highs

Smoked two bowls to the dome, a blunt w/ the homie and now I'm sitting at Spruce Skatepark, chillin w/ buds, playing my acoustic guitar just relaxing. People say I'm a stoner and if this is being a stoner whatever, I'm down

by PoFuzzPo August 2, 2007

stoner clause

every year on 4/19 Stoner Clause travels to young stoner's homes and fills they're empty altoids tins with weed, ready for when they wake up on 4/20

"Mommy, how come Stoner Clause always gives me less weed then he gives Johnny?"

by Muffn Queen September 11, 2004

Emo Stoner

An emo who hates themselves and the world, and smokes pot to feel better and be happy. We dress emo, but are major stoners. Sounds contradictory, but makes sense if you think about it.

I'm always depressed, so I smoke weed all the time to get over it. I'm an emo stoner.

by iamthemushroomking May 6, 2011