sceezer

The girl that comes down on vacation and has a plan to let the pipe be laid on her by a local guy.

Sceezers usually roll in packs. They tend to go on vacation to the beach, and screw local surfers, lifeguards, and cabana boys. Most common destinations include :

Anywhere in mexico, any tropical island, and most commonly found coming to florida. The most extreme sceezers are found in the gulf coast panhandle. Panama city beach, santa rosa beach, miramar beach, destin, and pensacola beach.

Dude, we are totally goin to PCB this year to hook up with some total sceezers!

That Brooke was a total sceezin ass bitch, i did my thing, then she went and gave kaleb a BJ ten minutes later!

by c0deezy November 25, 2009

Pittsburgh Steelers

A pair of stained underpants worn on the outside of a homeless man's outfit. They often smell like failure and cheating.

Hines Ward is a bitch ass Pittsburgh Steelers.

by curtsams July 29, 2007

Pittsburgh Steelers

An NFL team that resides in the ass crack of the Northeast US. City is noted for more people than teeth, more mullets than Mexico, and no jobs. Beastiality and Sodomy were created in Pittsburgh in the 1980s, when the city's job situation went down the crapper, and bandwagon Steeler fans had many losing seasons, so they gave up watching football and took to banging sheep.

Pittsbugh Steelers Men: characterized by either goatee or mustache, drives a Camaro or Pontiac, and does not possess a college education. Would have large mullet plumage, but might get caught in factory equipment. Scent of goat pussy is always on their breath. Pittsburgh Steelers Women: the larger of the two sexes, constantly drunk, louder than the men, plumage from their mullet much more pronounced. Deep smokers voice and multiple tattoos on legs.

by nicka May 19, 2006

Skeezer

a euphemism often used to refer to a $25 crack ho who was beaten with the ugly stick

"Don't you be playin my man, you skeezer."

by Latisha June 4, 2002

Gorilla Steeze

a subjunctive to 'steeze'

first established in humility of a certain special skiers style, which consisted of a curved posture, bent at the waist, with arms dragging in the snow.

so basically, if it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

t-hall has gorilla steeze.

by sheldon brunt June 20, 2006

old geezer skeezer

this is a special lady who only goes after the grandfather figures. She is not happy unless there is a 40 year age gap and he resembles some sort of long dead army general. The old geezer skeezer is usually a version of trailor trash, though not specifically living in a trailor, she has the low morals of a swamp puddle and tends to think she is all that and a bag of chips. But unfortunatly the bag has a hole in it and the contents are stale, none too tasty, and just plain boring.

Why can't that red head girl marry guys her own age, she is such an old geezer skeezer.

by lucyploser March 22, 2010

pittsburgh steelers

a cheating, overrated, lucky nfl team who always seems to make it to the superbowl. their colors are black and YELLOW, not black and gold. their coach enjoys paying off the refs and beating off on his players. their team consists of a rapist (ben roethlisberger), a faggot with long hair (troy polamolu), and a bunch of cocky queers. they have, by far, the absolute cockiest fans in the entire world. most of them consisting of white trash bandwagon jumpers. when they lose they will complain for weeks. this team is also known as the pittsburgh squealers.

steelers fan- lets go pittsburgh steelers! black and gold!
some guy- listen up douche bag, they are black and YELLOW, not black and gold, you egotistical fuck.

by thehonestfuck March 1, 2011