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Starfish

It's a freaking "A marine echinoderm with five or more radiating arms. The undersides of the arms bear tube feet for locomotion and, in predatory species, for opening the shells of mollusks." Not anything to do with frickin $*x!!! Or, it's something from Charlie the Unicorn that loves Charlie, and eventually gives him a wish and burns almost to death!!!
STARFISH REALLY LOVES YOU!
by BoredNeedHelp March 29, 2020
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Midget Starfish

A sexual act where five legless midgets lay on there backs, with their nubbs touching in a star pattern. Then someone will fuck all five midget dicks at one time.
My co-worker Henry Delano told me about his sick Midget Starfish fuck orgy fettish.
by RaiseHell925 October 24, 2009
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starfish hunter

A person who spends a majority of a drunken night finding his partners anus
Craig drank a bottle of wine and turned into a bad ass starfish hunter
by Mankini guy October 30, 2015
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Starfished

When you leave your lover spread out all over the bed after you screwed thier brains out.
I blew that girl back out last night...left out with her spread starfished on the bed.
by Rsaint January 23, 2018
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Starfish Slurpee

When you feed laxatives to your partner until they have liquid shits, turn them upside down, stick a straw in their ass and drink the "starfish slurpee"
My woman needed a colon cleanse so I gave her a starfish slurpee!!
by dabatrin May 5, 2018
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fat starfish

A fat starfish is a person, who after an extremely long day relaxes by laying about doing nothing for an extended amount of time. Resembling a fat starfish
Tim: Dude its been such a long day.
John: you should go relax
Tim: I'm going to relax so hard I become a fat starfish

Jake: Scott you're being such a fat starfish
Scott: ...
by Kalia talia November 19, 2013
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captain starfish

Someone, usually a self-absorbed, often delusional individual who chooses to post endlessly grandiose, pointless, rambling texts, in an attempt to garner contempt from fellow forum members.

The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"
Thank you, Captain Starfish. (The usual reply to the person.)
by Peter the Catfish Eater. June 17, 2014
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