Last Man Standing [Last Man Standing]

A game that only drunk people should play. Several men all watch straight porn until they all get a boner (pants are optional). Then the porn is immediately switched to man-on-man porn (assuming all men are straight). The winner is the last man "standing." This game can be switched for gay people to watch girl-on-girl porn

Me and the guys were arguing who gets the last steak so we played Last Man StandingLast Man Standing.

I won Last Man Standing Last Man Standing last week but at a high cost . . .

by Bajam December 9, 2008

Sitting on my lap while standing

When someone stands that close to you for no reason at all that its ridiculously awkward...

Molly: ah ha how gay is tang...

Me: yo son back it up a lil, yo sittin on my lap standin!

Sitting on my lap while standing... lol

by BigLeet November 2, 2008

standing sack eskimo

A trendy beach goer exercise rising in popularity. Pioneered in Virginia Beach, standing sack eskimo is geared more towards tourists and vacationers seeking exercise because they do not belong to a local gym. The exercise requires the use of three people, which can include any combination of friends and strangers. One person (the person wishing to exercise) ties a rope around their waste. The other end of the rope is then tied to another person (must be a male) who is laying on the beach in the nude on his back. The third person then stands on his nutsack so that all bodyweight is centered evenly on the nutsack, hence trapping the nutsack between bodyweight and sand. The excerciser then runs down the beach, all the while scraping the nutsack down the beach, and taking the other for an eskimo ride. Standing sack eskimo also proves to be a good landmark for beachgoers to remember where there umbrella and towels are located because of the nutsack imprint trail left in the sand

if it werent for that nutsack imprint left in the sand from that standing sack eskimo, I never would've found my way back to our umbrella!!!!

by beachgoeryes September 19, 2009

standing on her soap box

Another meaning for a woman having her 'time of the month'

Hey what's wrong with Emma?

Oh she's just standing on her soap box.

by Pint O'Smooth July 3, 2009

standing on her string

A woman being a bitch. Referred to a tampon string

mike " Ed, your old lady's a real bitch today" Ed "Yah, she's been standing on her string since yesterday. What a cunt."

by xlrtt May 22, 2010

Standing Blovation

A man receiving felatio from a woman who is short enough (generally a midget) to achieve the act while both are standing on the same surface. Taller men may be able to achieve this with non-midgets.

I went to see that midget stripper and she gave a Standing Blovation for an extra $50.

by Willy wonkdick July 15, 2015

Standing Ovation

verb. when a male or any person in possession of a dick and balls thrusts in a way that procures a soft clapping sound from the dick and ball region.

"HEY GUYS, STANDING OVATION" *proceeds to make their nuts clap*

by Stranded Fellow March 28, 2021