Jerk and Squirt

Any massage parlor where handjobs are given to the clients for an extra cost (tip) after the massage is finished.

I found this new Jerk and Squirt on Kendall Drive where the girls realyy take care of you.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 6, 2009

Squirt Sack

The sack in which female bodily fluids are stored prior to sexual climax in which the fluid is then excreted with force through an opening situated millimetres below the clitoris.

Emily told me other day when she's ontop they need a towel because when she cums she depletes her entire squirt sack on to Matt's chest! It's like a waterworks display!

by McGrippy March 12, 2011

Hershey Squirt

When you accidentally poop when you're trying to fart.

Denver - Ay, I did a Hershey Squirt. I farted and a little pit of poop squirted out!

Tyler - Ewwww.

by Roxanne Hayley Michelle August 22, 2007

squinted

when you get so ripped that your eyelashes are touching which causes distorted vision and temporary lack of judgement

I hit the bong too hard and now i'm squinted and cant see the floor.

I can't drive, I'm too squinted.

by squincy May 25, 2010

Nympho Squirt

A nympho who has the capability of ejaculating copious amounts of female love juice into her partners face. She generally recognizes her rare talent and embraces it as opposed to other girls.

Dude, I heard that Monica delivered a nympho squirt to Carls face.....fucking awesome! Im jealous!

by lopdop141 September 26, 2010

Squints

The man in Sandlot which is one of the greatest movies of all time. He made out with Wendy Peffercorn becuase he has giant balls. Then he boned her when he grew up.

Squints is the man. that's it.

by Peter Bradley January 20, 2005

Dirt Squirt

The act of passing gas after anal sex where the semen coincidentally squirts out with the gas.

MAN: Why do you have that puzzled look on your face?
WOMAN: I need to change my panties.
MAN: Why?
WOMAN: Because you got back door action and I just had a case of the dirt squirts.

by dipstickin December 12, 2014