scotch

"Scotch" refers to a a product that originates from Scotland; most typically, this would be with regards to whiskey, but need not be exclusively so e.g. "Scotch beef".

by William Wallace May 5, 2003

spooch

To reef down on some primo budz

Let's go spooch one down brah

by shibafu October 15, 2012

hop-scotch

When you like to set fire to random object or things, but need to use a code word for your bad behavior, pyromaniac antics.

Angela: "Let's go play hop-scotch, I am thinking that tree stump is a good area to start!"

Christy: "Okay, I got the hairspray!"

by ChefLadyLeo August 3, 2012

spoach

when inhaling the vapors of combusting cannabis flowers through various methods (i.e., pipe, joint, bong, etc.) and the levels of intoxication are so high that the person who is currently smoking, they forget that they are smoking and forget to pass or even smoke.

dude, stop spoaching and pass the blunt!

-or-

this mooch has to leave, i think ill deliberately spoach until they get the hint and bugger off.

by wayne allspice May 11, 2004

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair

The vehicle of the Porky Scotcher's mother which the important security guard takes her out in. This chair has appeared in comedy photographs taken by Monkus and Mickus.

Quick Monk, get in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair before Goofy Granny gets back and I'll take a photo.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle July 25, 2009

Scotch Boy

Those whom have been fortunate enough to have once attended the mighty Scotch College in Perth, Western Australia. "Scotch Boys", who are often referred to as lads or as having displayed a ladsy demeanour, are well known for both academic ability and unrivalled sporting prowess.

Unlike boys from other private schools, Scotch Boys actually have penises and aren't afraid to use them whilst courting fine women from other private institutions like PLC, MLC and St. Hilda's.

There is irrefutable evidence to suggest, in fact, that girls in general would rather do a Scotch Boy over any other student anywhere in the world, such is the reputation associated with the College and its students.

Guy 1: "Is that a Scotch Boy?"
Guy 2: "Shit let's bail"

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Scotch Boy: "Hi..."
Hot Girl: "FUCK MEEEE!"

by El Ladsy January 9, 2009

Scotch on the rocks

Blowing your load into a gal's mouth and then putting your bawls in her mouf.

Lindsay wanted some fun so I served her a Scotch on the rocks.

by FedInTheA July 14, 2010