Shlumpkin

When a girl is taking a dump while giving you oral sex.

oooo shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- a Shlumpkin

by shlumpkin she blumpkin August 16, 2009

SlumpBuster

When you don't get laid for awhile, your in a slump. So you screw a girl that you would not be seen in public with unless you were intoxicated.

Yo Banksta!!! that girl last night was a SlumpBuster!!! I bet she was happy this morning when she seen you!!! LOL

by Ryan Ren a.k.a. Lil 'RR' October 18, 2008

Slumpy

A poor young polar bear, who can only be saved with the use of FAP Energy. Hence the phrase, 'saving Slumpy.'

Time to save Slumpy!

by wrongowrong October 30, 2012

Slumpkin

The act of masturbating on the toilet while squeezing out a Cleveland Steamer. AKA, the Self-Blumpkin.

Melvin would often sneak into the bathroom for a quick slumpkin to beat the office dullard.

by BaconQuest February 13, 2005

Slumptember

A losing streak a successfull MLB team suffers during September, the final month of the regular season. In most cases, it ends in the team missing the playoffs in heartbreaking fashion.

The 1969 Chicago Cubs and the 2007 New York Mets were playoff shoo-ins before suffering Slumptembers to end what were once successful regular seasons. Ultimately, both teams missed the playoffs and will always be remembered for their late season collapses.

by Gareth Sleger October 27, 2008

Slumpmonkey

(noun), pertaining to an individual employed for the express purpose of testing the physical properties of fresh concrete. This is a generally derogatory term, used in the construction industry to describe construction special inspectors, and implies a lack of sophistication and experience with such work.

Construction Superintendent: "We've got concrete to pour and the damned slumpmonkey is holding us up."

Experienced concrete inspector to trainee: "Don't talk back to me, you're just a damned slumpmonkey."

by JT Prince June 3, 2009

slumped

to be asleep; knocked

“damn i was slumped bro”

by onlyrealmeanings July 13, 2018