the nasty knot of hair that clings to your hand after you resurface from a deep hard iching of your ass or balls. sometimes this furry little creature is held together by dried shit or cum. they do not make very good pets.
by zimplr December 11, 2013
The spider shake, mostly used by teenagers, is the act of picking up and violently shaking an article of clothing before wearing to remove any spiders which may be hiding inside. This is necessary if the article of clothing was stored in a particularly messy place.
Mother: "Alex! I just saw a brown recluse crawl out of that pile in your closet, be careful getting dressed!"
Alex: "it's fine, I always use the spider shake."
Alex: "it's fine, I always use the spider shake."
by Anata Odoroku Baki Mite October 01, 2009
When a person cups the male genitalia with their hand, massaging the genitalia with their fingers mimicking the movements of a spiders legs.
by ROBO113 March 14, 2014
spiders nightclub: the epicenter of saturday night amnesia! a dungeon of air guitarring and lechery.
"mate! its me! from last week at spiders! dont you remember? you talked to me for ages about lego hands!"
" not a clue mate i was fucking wasted!"
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"spiders nightclub is well good!"
" not a clue mate i was fucking wasted!"
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"spiders nightclub is well good!"
by gldcraig April 10, 2008
A spider the size of a large wall clock and the lord of all spiders. Clock spider demands to be worshipped. All shall fear it.
by Saiyara August 16, 2003
Spider Webb, also known as Rhys Webb is hailed as one of the five saviours of punk! Spider Webb is the keyboardist/synthesizer from british band the horrors, he's stage presence is never ignored nor is his performance forgotten!
Being a horror he is known for his fantastic unique personal style, he comes bearing skinny skinny skinny jeans, vest, blazers, berets, his famous bowl cut hair and all things black
He is also in his own group "Spider and the flies"
Being a horror he is known for his fantastic unique personal style, he comes bearing skinny skinny skinny jeans, vest, blazers, berets, his famous bowl cut hair and all things black
He is also in his own group "Spider and the flies"
by winning days January 26, 2009
1. Originally heard on 101.1 WRIF in Detroit on the Drew & Mike morning show circa 1998-99 said by Mike Clark. Used in the reference to an inflamed, swollen, or sore rectum.
2. The act of sticking ones thumb up their own or a lucky recipients anus and then groping with the same hand towards the genitalia.
2. The act of sticking ones thumb up their own or a lucky recipients anus and then groping with the same hand towards the genitalia.
1.Oh my god my roids are flaring up, I have one angry spider!
2.She was a freak, she bruised my bag when she gave me the ol' angry spider!
2.She was a freak, she bruised my bag when she gave me the ol' angry spider!
by joepappy75 December 11, 2009