Satterfield

A college football position that defies logic/common sense/reason in the face of facts.

He is doing a satterfield.

by johnnywalker68 November 21, 2011

scatterbrain

(a term used in the game Crime Scene on Facebook): a forgetful, disorganized person, who always forgets their things all over the place.

if you are a scatterbrain you shouldn't be planning any camping trip, leave that to your friends; otherwise you'll end up in the middle of beantown

by Sexydimma January 8, 2017

Splattercakes

A turd that explodes from your arse with the consistency of sloppy mashed potato... Only brown. Ofter occurs as part of an After Grog Bog (AGB)

Hey Dougie, you should have seen the Splattercakes that I just left in your toilet bowl.

by Flatus McTurd'o'head August 6, 2009

splattering troy

When a person throws a spray paint can in a fire and another person attempts to video tape it a foot from it, only to have it blow up in his face giving him the new alias, "Specs". Having to be rushed to the hospital by a drunk person where he received treatment for 3rd degree burns.

My friend Troy Helmick video taped a spray paint can exploding and got deuced in the face by a scalding paint can. He is now splattering troy.

by b'out son January 26, 2010

Spitter Baby

When an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can't get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the assistance of a homosexual gynecologist. Said gynecologist will then fellate (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. The gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. This is the most common method of artificial insemination in the South.

OJ was really busy at work this week. He had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. He sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 Spitter Baby. The other 11 didn't take because he swallowed.

by Sweet Nuts (2016 League Champ) August 11, 2017

butt splatter

The crusty residue found on the underside of the toilet seat/ bowl. Usually caused from the anal explosion that follows a night of consuming large amounts of cheap beer.

Dan drank a case of bush ice last night and this morning there was butt splatter all over the toilet.

by BG Thomas May 4, 2008

Fisherman Splatter

Smacking a semen/cum filled condom on the forehead of the person just penetrated.

After receiving a major ass romping, Kial then received a fisherman splatter to finish off the night.

by Tyrone Bigdick May 27, 2008