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socket

His chode pulsated in my socket
by john04 August 30, 2005
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Lemony Snicket

A turd that sticks to the hair in your ass and is almost impossible to remove, also known as a dingleberry
by kickstanddick November 29, 2004
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snockered

to get wasted from the use of alcohol
dude we are going to get so snockered this weekend!
by Laura September 27, 2004
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socket

Scottish rhyming slang. A shortened version of "socket plug", ie "dug", which is how folks in these parts pronounce "dog". A munter, by any other name.
"See that burd Vinnie was oot wi the other night man? Whit a fuckin socket"
by joe kane March 7, 2007
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lemony snicket

A depressed genius. Look out john steinback!
Lemony Snicket will rule the world whether you like it or not!
by Lumpkin July 4, 2005
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Socket Blocker

Similar to "Plugthug: someone who'd kill for access to recharging facilities". Leaning towards people in non-electric vehicles parking in charging/parking spaces designated for EV vehicles, can also apply to anyone in an EV spot if you are searching for a place to charge.
"Hey Baby, we might need to charge the car in order to make it home"
"OK, we can go and charge at the store for a while, unless some socket blocker is in the way"
by TXBeardMaster April 20, 2015
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Slocket

When your looking for a new purse/wallet to replace your first one, you should always look for a good amount of slockets to keep all your cards/credit cards in.
Two words put in one:
Slot and pocket.
More than 12 slockets is the best as you always have far too many cards/credit cards in your purse/wallet.
Me/You: "Mum/Mom, I need to buy a new purse, my other one is broken."

At the shopping centre/the mall:
Mum/Mom: "What colour are you looking for?"
Me/You: "I don't care about the colour right now, it's all about the number of slockets in side the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "What's a slockets dear?"
Me/You: *sigh* "I've already told you, it's the place where you keep your cards/credit cards. I preferably would like more than 12 in the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "Alright."
by rizzledupwords June 23, 2015
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