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shepherdjob

The act of giving a blowjob to a Shepherd dog
I just gave a shepherdjob to my German Shephard
by Enerdaddy November 30, 2022
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Shepherd

Chugs drinks like a machine, is always riding onewheel EVERYWHERE, hits a lot of fat drifts (tires are a reoccurring monthly expense)
Bro he be closing like Shepherd
by Shirtless Shirt March 13, 2023
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Shepherdian Speech

A person of authority using falsehoods as a method of de-escalation, to avoid conflict and guide the conversation in an attempt to shine light on their accomplishments.
Just sat through another meeting that could have been an email, his Shepherdian Speech added an hour to the meeting, and nothing was accomplished.
by Captain Commander Sir February 11, 2024
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Shepherdstown

A place for people who love the small town feeling but can't stand any of the people from said small towns. In other words, a DC colony in the middle of Red West Virginia. Also know for being expensive as fuck.
Thank God we moved to Shepherdstown from DC. We can live in peace while shitting on those MAGA peckerwoods in neighboring Martinsburg.
by Beefboss23 February 14, 2024
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Shepherd's Pie

The act of anal sex, whereby when you pull your dick out, and find bits of corn, and what looks like runny gravy on it. It looks disgusting, but it's warming on a cold night.
Fucked my girl up the arse last night, and she gave me a serve of Shepherd's Pie.
by Hixy65 April 21, 2024
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Shepherdstown

noun

A small town settled along the Potomac River in West Virginia. It’s about fifteen minutes outside Martinsburg, WV, and is home to Shepherd University, formerly Shepherd college. The “strip” is German St, along which there are a number of shops, restaurants, and other businesses. The residential streets are picturesque and really embody old-time America. After all, it is the oldest town in West Virginia. Other features include a number of churches, the “tiny house,” and Rumsey Monument. The Bavarian Inn is a well-known lodging place and eatery just outside of the downtown region.

verb

To be a do-gooder; to push your philanthropic ideas on others; to make others feel as though they are doing something wrong; to be grown and think that you may of right lecture young people who are not your children; to be an asshole.
noun I look forward to visiting Shepherdstown this Sunday to check out the Farmers Market and grab a coffee from Lost Dog.

verb There I was minding my own business, and she decided to Shepherdstown me into thinking that my decision to use a plastic straw has onset a genocide in Ghana.
by Vaughan83 May 10, 2024
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Shepherd

(verb): To overwhelm with an excessive or seemingly unreasonable amount of work, often disguised as an opportunity for growth or intellectual enrichment.

(adjective): Describing an action, task, or situation as disproportionately demanding or overly burdensome in nature.
“Don’t make me Shepherd you with assignments if you keep procrastinating!”

“We’ve got three essays, a presentation, and a group project due next week—this is so Shepherd!”
by YoMomma236 December 4, 2024
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