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Jizz Sheet

Kleenex, Handi-Wipe, your sock or anything else you use to wipe down after masturbating.
"Shit, I'm all out of Kleenex. I'll use my shorts as a jizz sheet"
by creedmoor October 11, 2004
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magic sheet

An enchanted blanket, often seen in American TV movies which clings to an Actress through some invisable force, covering her knockers.
Whooo, that magic sheet just won't budge.
by Eastlygod February 11, 2006
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Sheetzfaced

1) Somewhat similar to shitfaced, but with a degree of apparent euphoria and extreme style that is almost always lacking in the shitfaced individual. This must be accomplished flawlessly while still exhibiting such utter annihilation that the concsciousness of said individual makes a mockery of modern science.

Prospective candidates must be:
-conscious long past the point they should have passed out
-able to communicate ONLY via "happy" and "sad" sounds, as well as some signals (such as making a blind reaches towards other peoples' alcohol)
- possess nowhere near the ablity to sit without aid
-smile incessently--once they finally lose the ability to laugh
-retain enough of their game and god-given talent to smack the ass of any girl who comes too close...but, you know..in a classy way.

2) behaving in a way even comparable to that of said namesake, Sheetz, the night of August 9th, 2008.
Examples:
You were so sheetzfaced you didn't realize you were playing "Faces"...with the glass of water someone had urged you to drink.

I let Shaggy hold onto him for 3 seconds, but he was so sheetzfaced he pretty much dived towards the ground. Weird thing was, I think it made him even more happy...

He was clearly sheetzfaced, why would Davey make him hold the Sailor Jerry while he went to get that Airush tramp stamp? That seemed kinda irresponsible...

Sure you were sheetzfaced, but you were still technically wearing shoes...
by Vela... October 16, 2008
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two sheets in the bag

An extreme level of drunkenness. This is a mixture of half in the bag, and two sheets to the wind. This saying is usually uttered by the individual too intoxicated to accurately describe his or her level of intoxication. Note, this level of drunkenness may also coincide with carefree spitting on the bar/restaurant floor.
Tom: How are you holing up?
Ryan: I'm two sheets in the bag.
by RPOC November 22, 2007
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Sheets on the futon

A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky
Not sure if she is worth it, but James "put the sheets on the futon" before his date with Anita.
by LlSS April 21, 2008
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Sheet of Ice

When your wife or girlfriend won't give up that sweet pussy.
Carl: Hey Frank. Did you get any poon last night from Tonya?
Frank: No braaaahhh. Bitch a damn Sheet of Ice. Just ended up giving myself a wank.
by Eaton Holgoode May 18, 2015
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Five Sheet

A name for a U.S or Canadian 5$ bill. It can also be used with any other bill (ten sheet for a 10$ bill ect.).
by P - Cald May 5, 2005
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