by Vettester Charlie January 15, 2010

Trolling through a parking lot/garage hunting for a pedestrian headed towards a car parked in a good space.
"I almost took that space back there but I continued sharking that soccer mom and got 20 spots closer."
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

To put your hands parallel to your crotch and hump an object. preferably your freinds phone, tv remote, headphones, computer, coffee, ect...
Dan: "Hey Adam guess what?"
Adam: "What?"
Dan: "I just sharked your phone! Again!"
Adam: "You suck... Wait again?"
Adam: "What?"
Dan: "I just sharked your phone! Again!"
Adam: "You suck... Wait again?"
by Cupcak3 August 18, 2009

by darthme&u March 22, 2009

by G unit October 25, 2004

He's a real shark, jumping out of his plane, stabbing the dude, and getting back in while 8 enemies watched.
by Hi2u2! November 8, 2004

SHARK!
A word used within the asexual community, it can mean 2 things:
a) It can be a greeting, usually used within the chatrooms.
b) It can be used as a slang term for asexuality, similar to and usually an alternative to ''ace''.
It had started of as a chatroom in-joke between a few members.
It had originated from ''Hai'' (LOLcatz speak), which was a common way of greeting newcomers to the forums, until it was discovered that ''Hai'' is the German word for Shark. And voila, the SHARKS where born. It is now an increasingly popular term within the online asexual community, which is usually typed in all caps.
''SHARK ATTACK'' is the common follow-up.
A word used within the asexual community, it can mean 2 things:
a) It can be a greeting, usually used within the chatrooms.
b) It can be used as a slang term for asexuality, similar to and usually an alternative to ''ace''.
It had started of as a chatroom in-joke between a few members.
It had originated from ''Hai'' (LOLcatz speak), which was a common way of greeting newcomers to the forums, until it was discovered that ''Hai'' is the German word for Shark. And voila, the SHARKS where born. It is now an increasingly popular term within the online asexual community, which is usually typed in all caps.
''SHARK ATTACK'' is the common follow-up.
Asexual_one: Hi
Asexual_2: SHARK!
Asexual_free: SHARK ATTACK!!
''Yo Sharks''
''confused_newbie: So, do any of you aces have sex.
sharkin: No, I'm usually busy getting sharked''
Asexual_2: SHARK!
Asexual_free: SHARK ATTACK!!
''Yo Sharks''
''confused_newbie: So, do any of you aces have sex.
sharkin: No, I'm usually busy getting sharked''
by Eponymous pseudonym December 2, 2011
