serious goose

A person who is way too serious to be a silly goose, and is the striking opposite of a silly goose. Usually said when you want someone to take you serious.

Sarah:I forgot to take my meds today.
Me:girl ur so funny, u know u have no conception of reality without those.
Sarah: no I’m a serious goose right now, are you real?

by Keepinganeyeoutforselener April 11, 2023

now seriously folks...

Taken from a popular stand up comedian expression, this phrase is used when someone makes a bad joke, and there is a moment of awkward silence. Used to avoid embarrassment.

Host: and then HE said "that's no lady, that's an orang-utan!"
Guests: ...
Host: umm, now seriously folks... *continues normal conversation*

by Kizzang October 25, 2007

scariously

Seriously scary. To be scared in a serious manner.

It is getting scariously slow at work.

by Peter M Sabia February 18, 2009

serious

Grave in quality or manner, or being of such importance as to cause anxiety.

- like making sure that your space shuttle is safe to use to re-enter a your own planet's atmosphere... THAT is serious.

by Anonymous February 1, 2003

dude seriously

a universal pronoun that can be used in any situation.

Josephine: that test was mad hard.
Christina: dude seriously.

Christina: did you see that girl's hair? it was purple.
Josephine: dude seriously.

by dat hispanic white chick June 27, 2006

serious

Slang word used in the north of london
meaning some thing good.

or

some one that does not find what they do important.

Them creps are serious cuzz.

or

"Your not serious"-JME of meridian crew

by Voltige K-I-D June 10, 2004

Serious Blake

He's pretty fucking srs.

I hear Blake is being pretty serious tonight, after all, he is fucking Serious Blake.

by Xeonith October 14, 2008