Facebook Attention Seekers

Women who feel the need to post multiple pictures of themselves every day, air their dirty laundry in public, post RIP messages for dead relatives, and generally announce everything in their life on Facebook in order to get attention, sympathy and likes. Usually containing foul language and written by stupid teenage girls/stupid adult women who are unable to spell the most basic words in their posts.

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 1
Post: Sick of the people in dis town talkin bout me behind me back, if u got somethin to say do it to me face, ye durty bitchezz
Reply 1: u tell em girl, sum snakes in dis town, dirty cuntzz
Reply 2: i'm here for u babe xxx
Reply 3: sum scummy bitches girl xxx

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 2
Post: Can't believ its 20 years since my Nanny died - I never met her but I still miss her loadz everyday xxx
Reply 1: U ok girl, im here for you xxx
Reply 2: U ok, private message me, luv u xxx
Reply 3: chin up girl xxx

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 3:
Post: How could he do did to me???? I hate my life !!!!!
Reply 1: U ok girl, private message me, luv u xxx
Reply 2: U ok girl, im here for you xxx
Reply 3: chin up girl xxx

etc. etc.

by ZUZU1 July 4, 2015

skeeter piper

is a woman who plays the skin flute so well that she has all the guys following after her

she is the best skeeter piper around thats why all the guys follow her from town to town

by ODog N Cali M.C N T March 9, 2009

seater

A seater refers to a pillion ride on the seat of a bicycle. Also known as a 'backie'.

Boy one: "Awww go on, gimme a seater my bike's got a flat tyre!"

Boy two: "Ummm... Nah. To be honest, i've never really liked you all that much."

Boy two cycles away.

by Eradeziel July 28, 2008

the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice

The darker the skin colour of a black women is, the more tastier is their juice.

X: Your new girl is black?
Y: Yeah.
X: How is it fucking a black chick?
Y: You know, the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice!

by ZebraheadZacNikki August 2, 2011

Skeeters

Those stretchy little pants that girls try to wear as real pants, but aren't actually pants at all.

Camilla, why don't you put something on over those skeeters. You look like a ho.

by LouX42 February 24, 2010

skeeter valentine

A disgusting bitch that will fuck anything and everything. She is usually that cunt at college parties eye fucking the shit outta everyone.

Yo man, you see that hot ass girl eyein me?

Dude, you dont want that....shes easily a skeeter valentine

by Chester McGlockton April 15, 2008

sexterra

A Nissan Xterra that has been recently cleaned and holds numerous visual mods. It looks sexy.

Im gonna pull up at yo block with my sexterra.

Gangster: That Sexterra is fly, it owns up ur Cadillac
Wangster: Ur a doofus
Gangster: Ur mom is like a ceiling fan, turn her on and she blows everything in the room.

by edwild22 March 1, 2009