Moby's Dick

When masturbating so hard your dick turns various shades of light to dark grey, blue and black.

"Dude, My penis got amputated yesterday because I had Moby's Dick."

by FlipSpiceland December 4, 2012

bee's dick

1. An imprecise or snap judgment of incredibly small space or distance - usually in relation to a brief window of time, as in a close call or near miss. Exact measurement can never be known, trust only in it being teeny-tiny.

2. Drone penis

1. The car briefly span out of control on the wet road, squealing to a stop a bee’s dick away from slamming into the Capilano truck traveling in the opposite direction.

2. The two virgin females fought for the title of the hive's queen, which gave exclusive breeding rights over a thousand strong swarm of buzzing bee's dick. Being so beleaguered, we believe it would be a busy bee season for the winning bee.

by Danny K. August 3, 2007

sick cunt

people who dry scoop pre-workout

Dylan just dry scooped his first pre-workout, he's now a real sick cunt

by sickcunt87 June 5, 2021

cup of cold sick

When, usualy a joke or another comment (but could also apply to a film or play etc), is either not appreciated, said when not appropriate or just plain not funny and get's either a cold response or no response at all. Similar to a lead balloon. It can be described as "Going down like a cup of cold sick".

When George told his joke, about The Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman, in which the Irishman appears stupid, at an Irish social club, it went down like a cup of cold sick.

by Jimi p September 11, 2008

Sick Nerd Baller

A StarCraft phrase created by Tasteless and Artosis to show their nerd love to fellow team mates and friends during tourneys. Also used whenever a sick play is made.

Did you see IMNesTea play last night? That dude is one sick nerd baller.

by SnorlaxNerdBaller January 25, 2011

sick tits

When something is REALLY wicked, or extra good.

One: Man check this out, this sandwhich was only 90p...
Two: MINT! That is Sick Tits

by John Smithzzzzz July 6, 2006

gnat's dick

An extremely small unit to measure things by, subdivided into a `gnat's dick-end´, (about 8 to the gnat's dick), and a `gnat's cock-hair´, (about 12 to the gnat's dick-end) thus giving an imperial scale of 96 divisions. This sort of accuracy is essential if you're trying to get people on the moon, and maybe one day we will!

Hebden Bridge council worker to oppo,who's struggling to put up a lamp post:
'Move bugger a gnat's dick toward canal'
Oppo gives a shove the wrong way.
'Aye lad, another gnat's cock-hair and yer reet.'

by MisterE July 16, 2008