Screenie

When someone, most commonly a teenage girl, takes a screenshot either

a) accidentally, meaning to take a selfie
b) attempts to wow his/her facebook followers with quality photos of such games as Minecraft

OMG James I was so embarrassed the other day- I spent ages building up to this selfie I was gonna take and then posted images of myself playing WoW on Facebook- such a bad time for a screenie!

Did you see my amazing screenie the other day? Man, I was pwning that ender dragon so hard.......

by Tarhellian February 20, 2014

screensuck

To waste time on the Internet.

I screensucked on porn instead of doing my homework and still managed to feel productive. :)

by absolutkat January 12, 2008

SCREENSHOT NYMPHO

He screenshots everything, I.E.- E-mails, texts, call logs, pictures of pictures, size color and consistency of their bowel movements.

He always has to be right and Psycho.

Andrea-OMG! you won't believe what he did again!
Dylan: What did he do?
Andrea: He took a screenshot of every conversation that we had for the last (5) years!
Dylan: OMG! He is such a screenshot Nympho!
Dylan: WOW!

by NINJA_SNIPER March 21, 2017

Screenie

A fun abbreviation of "screenshot"

Example 1) "Hey Grayson send me the screenies after you text your girl Stephanie"

Example 2) Person A "Homie, you said we we meeting at 8"
Person B "No I didn't"
Person A "Yes you did, I have a screenie"
"Person B "Gosh darnit"

by Mrs Saturday August 27, 2018

screenshit

Screenshiting is the act of screenshotting an NFT

I screenshitted a monkey

by georgi170109 January 15, 2022

split screening

The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.

Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.

Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.

by Simian187 February 11, 2014

Screensaver

When your having sex with a girl, and you fuck her so hard that she blacks out after.

Dude, I gave that chick a screensaver after an hour.

by The Real Poojay February 24, 2010