A lesbian vampire who thrives on litlle kids and blood. She never sleeps or eats and is very pale. She always wears a necklace so that she doesn't sparkle or burn in the sunlight.
by kendalljaeandashleymae January 20, 2011
Get the Sarah Marie Schmidt mug.Similar to the famous term "shit-faced," this term refers to the state before you're fully intoxicated, but further down the line than "tipsy." When in the "Schmidt-faced" state, one tends to laugh a lot, dance, and embarass oneself.
-Duuuude, last night I was partying with Nicole and Kevin and we got totally SCHMIDT-FACED. It was epic. I just hope in doesn't end up on Facebook!!
by prittyxschmidtyy August 25, 2009
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by specialj June 5, 2005
Get the tetsu-schmidt mug.When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.
by Reeta Poon February 7, 2008
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This chat room was just a bunch of social rejects spouting insults at each other until Schmedlap showed up and turned this into a reasonable discourse.
by John Galt July 31, 2004
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Aimed at socially inept dolts that just don't get it!
Much like: "read my lips".
Aimed at socially inept dolts that just don't get it!
Much like: "read my lips".
by rockmankelly September 4, 2006
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