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Sarah Marie Schmidt

A lesbian vampire who thrives on litlle kids and blood. She never sleeps or eats and is very pale. She always wears a necklace so that she doesn't sparkle or burn in the sunlight.
Look at that sexy vampire, she must be a Sarah Marie Schmidt.
by kendalljaeandashleymae January 20, 2011
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Schmidt-faced

Similar to the famous term "shit-faced," this term refers to the state before you're fully intoxicated, but further down the line than "tipsy." When in the "Schmidt-faced" state, one tends to laugh a lot, dance, and embarass oneself.
-Duuuude, last night I was partying with Nicole and Kevin and we got totally SCHMIDT-FACED. It was epic. I just hope in doesn't end up on Facebook!!
by prittyxschmidtyy August 25, 2009
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tetsu-schmidt

A large poo.
A Japanese/German hybrid celebrating both cultures love of defecation videos.
I wouldn't go in there, the smell from that steveadore's tetsu-schmidt is unreal.
by specialj June 5, 2005
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Schmidting

When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.
Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girl when the cops showed up.
by Reeta Poon February 7, 2008
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Schmedlap

noun - A witty and intelligent internet phenomenon that frequents internet chat rooms and message boards
This chat room was just a bunch of social rejects spouting insults at each other until Schmedlap showed up and turned this into a reasonable discourse.
by John Galt July 31, 2004
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SchmoeMo

Ridicule, sarcastic dig by use of slow, overly articulated words with pauses between each word.
Aimed at socially inept dolts that just don't get it!
Much like: "read my lips".
"Let me repeat that for you in SchmoeMo": Get lost loser!
by rockmankelly September 4, 2006
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schmockabsorber

I picked up a rash from that schmockabsorber I banged last night.
by Koos January 4, 2004
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