What's the Pony Express?

inter. Anything dealing with sex.

Lets write a report on the Pony Express, but not get you pregos

by shaqualooloo April 6, 2005

Murphy's Law of Exceptions

"You can follow an 'unpopular' method or procedure 'till da cows come home' and nothing unusual will ever happen to 'justify' or 'vindicate' your unorthodox actions (and you'll likely get continually criticized by others for your chosen behavior), but then the ONE TIME when you eventually 'cave' and actually DO happen to follow the 'standard' or 'acceptable' protocol, THAT'S the solitary 'rogue occasion' when disaster will happen to strike --- something really bad will happen that would not have occurred if you had simply continued to follow your own 'pet' procedure that had seemed better/safer to begin with!"

My "super-long-term-driving-experienced" aunt had gotten fed up with my "back-seat driver" attempts to be helpful by telling her about vehicles that I'd see moving around fairly near our position when we'd be travelling someplace in her car, and so she had eventually asked me to just keep quiet and let here handle the driving herself. Well, of course, within a day or two, Murphy's Law of Exceptions decided to turn and bite me in da butt --- due to a view-obstructing sidewalk-mounted ad-sign, my aunt didn't notice an approaching car, but I did... naturally, that was the ONE TIME that I **didn't** tell her about it because she'd specifically asked me to keep my trap shut on instances like that, and so I'd ASSUMED (there's that word again!) that she'd observed the vehicle bearing down on the intersection. Well, as you might expect, we crashed, and there were multiple injuries in the other car! Can't win...!

by QuacksO March 9, 2019

Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness

The greatest and most powerful weapon in the multiverse, capable of wiping out an quintillions of ymas in seconds

Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness

by Shisosbegudhdhddh July 12, 2023

Marty's Man Catcher Excess

Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.

Max: "Marty's Man Catcher Excess"
Max: *complete silence while presentation plays*

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

It's Hard To Explain

The best podcast you've never heard of.

My favorite podcast is It's Hard To Explain.

by Itshardtoexplain April 28, 2025

The 3P's of Performance Excellence

The 3P's are defined as;

People, Process and Product.

These are Essential Elements towards Achievement and Sustainment of Performance Excellence

Life is all about People, going through a Process delivering a Product that is ultimately measured between the date they were born until they die. "The Dash" (The 3P's of Performance Excellence)

by The G.R.I.P. Master July 1, 2024

A Riker’s Island green cup experience

A Riker’s Island green cup experience — A short prison experience designed to make a weak co-conspirator flip on his bosses and “rat up” — meaning inform our co-conspirators higher in authority and more deeply imbedded in the organization under investigation.

Tennis great Boris Becker just finished two years in prison and he said: “ It’s a different lifestyle; it’s a different world…The only currency you have is your character and your personality — literally — and you better make friends with the strong boys because you need protection , you need a group of people to look out for you”

To which I say: YIKES!!!!!!!!

If you are weak A Riker’s Island green cup experience will not only make you flip; it will also make you a gold medal winning judicial gymnast!!!!!!!!

A Riker’s Island green cup experience may have caused Allen Weisselberg to flip on Donald Trump. Four months is a real jail in theory is short time. As an actual experience, and facing more charges it’s actually unthinkable. Flip hell!!! Allen Weisselberg probably not only flipped; but is now also probably a gold medal judicial gymnast!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 30, 2023