Stinky Patterson

If you know you know

Steve: "that kid over there is a Stinky Patterson"
entire class:*bursts out in laughter* if you know you know ;)

by Peting Peterson January 22, 2020

kitter patter

The sound of kittens' pitter patter of their toe beans

The kitter patter awoke us in the night as Noodle chased Bear down the long hallway.

by Laird Hoo October 29, 2020

Baltimore Oatmeal Patty

Your girl is deep throating your schlong when she suddenly starts to gag. Yiu quickly pull back and she throws up all over herself. You decide to go ahead and start fucking her anyway

I was asking my friend at the Orioles Game last night "have you tried the new Baltimore Oatmeal Patty yet"?

by Papa JK June 16, 2016

Krabby Patty

Burgers made at the Krusty Krab. Squidward calls it a "disgusting excuse for a sandwich."

SpongeBob can make 1,000 Krabby Patties per hour.

by Master Tonberry December 9, 2004

Fake Patty's Day

Like St. Patrick's Day, only a week earlier. Located in Aggieville, it was started by Kansas State University students who wanted to celebrate together in Manhattan, Kansas before spring break when everyone will be gone.

Hey, tomorrow is Fake Patty's Day.

I know, let's get faked up!

by ringman42 January 20, 2011

pattacake

A womans private area...you know...*wink wink*...

she just got her pattacake out for the lads.

by Chevez the football player, lala the teletubby anddd lauris rhymes with boris. February 11, 2008

Krabby Patty Formula

The krabby patty formula is a formula for the sacred krabby patty, crafted in the Krusty Krab by Spongebob himself. For years on end their business rivals The Chum Bucket have been trying to obtain this formula and bring the Krusty Krab down, but so far they have failed miserably.

Plankton: I'll get that krabby patty formula one day, crabs!
Mr. Krabs: Fuck off plankton you tiny little wanker. Just you wait until your asleep I'm gonna get me daughter Pearl to shove chum down your fucking throat while I pin you down and rape your tight little ass you cunty little bastard.

by Coleby spaghetti July 3, 2016