Pumpkus

Smoking through a pumpkin in October

Let go hit the pumpkus, it’s October!!

by anonymous October 27, 2025

Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes

He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!

by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006

Nub Pumpist

a combination of the words "Nub" and the guy that pumps your gas.

Wilfred was such a nub pumpist once, but now he runs his own gas station.

by BigBurlyBalls January 11, 2008

Sweetie Pumps

A term of endearment for the stylish individual that wears nice shoes.

Also can be used in a flirtatious way with your intimate partner.

Boy: "I gotta run, thanks for last night."

Girl: "No, thank you, Sweetie Pumps!"

by Bunni428 March 1, 2010

chuckle pumps

When you laugh and fart at the same time. Your muscles are contracting to your laughter giving your fart small breaks making it even funnier.

When Rachel told a joke Sarah got the chuckle pumps!

by Bald182 November 9, 2015

Swampus pompus

When an establishment type politician believes he/she is better than others and the rules dont apply to them.

After lecturing the audience on the dangers of greenhouse gasses, carbon footprints and global warming the Swampus Pompus former vice president flew away in a private jet to one of his five mansions.

by Gregaroidson. June 13, 2017

Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.

“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”

by Youngwhit March 16, 2020