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Porno Finish

A situation in which one or two moderately attractive females are on the floor of a porn set with semen or other bodily discharge on their face. A well-endowed, unattractive or Hispanic male may be standing nearby off-camera.

They may pretend that it turns them on, or that the preceding 30 minutes were fulfilling. One participant may make a verbal reference to an early line or premise from the scene.

see Porn Finish, facial, money shot
Actress: "Oh Yeah, Baby"

Actor: "I guess now, you wont foreclose on my house!"

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Director: "..........and CUT! A Porno Finish!"
by asikjbdhgfuhu June 27, 2010
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Phonograph

A Talking Machine that can be used by hand cranking the switch by the switch on the bottom corner of the device.
The Machine Is a Predessor of The Record Player, and the Walkmen, or the CD Drive, or even the I-Pod, and even MP3's. Thanks In part to the introduction of the Phonograph in 1877 Sound In Motion Pitchures Telivison,and Music itself. Though futher more the Phonograph Revolutonized Product Placement and Music Itself It also helped contribute to the birth of Movies. After the machine was introduced in 1877 the product was originally to expensive for the regular consumer though 10 years into the introduction of the product it was by 1888 that a larger scale of American's had owned this device. The Machine was invented by The Electric Wizard Thomas Alva Edison,Thomas Edison for short. By the Turn Of The Century The Phonograph was in most households and became i huge consumer product.
Though by the Late 1920's Sound In Motion Pitchures had Over Shadowed the Phonograph. After the Decade was out the Phonograh was Re-Named The Record Player which was an Updated Version Of The Phonograph The Record Player possessed Better Sound Quality.
Alex discovered some Vinyl Records In his Grandpas Closet.
Granda explained how they used to listen to musicians and singers on a hand cranked talking machine called the Phonograph which was the most valueable consumer product in the 1910's and 1920's.
by Classifed Information September 5, 2008
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Jar Jar and Ewoks make a porno

The secret porno George Lucas was filming, but was never truly funded. It is said to be the most expensive porno to date and George even said that just like Episode 1 to be very disappointing.
OMG I could't stop jerking my cock 2 Jar Jar and Ewoks make a Porno
by Mintberry Crunch November 18, 2010
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Poonocide

1. The mass hitting and quiting of poon.
2. Having rough and unmerciful vaginal intercourse with large numbers of women.
3. Poonocide is the deliberate and systematic penetration of any and all ethnicities, races, religions or nationalities of poon.
"Dude! I committed mass poonocide on those bitches last night! It was a huge orgy of fine ass hoes"

"Did you hear about the poonocide in Ampsterdam? Sounds like a good time!"
by by Yoge and Spanky February 20, 2008
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porno smack

the smacking sound that happens when you are having sex
you guys had sex, i heard the porno smack coming from the room
by ALCRUZ March 29, 2008
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pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn
Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!
by poser1212 November 30, 2010
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porno secretary

An otherwise pretty girl who wears nerdy/ugly glasses like the sterotypical secretary in cheesey 1970s' porno films; when she whips those glasses off, the prudish nerd vanishes to reveal a sultry sexy kitten, ready to pounce. It's analogous to Clark Kent turning into Superman just by taking off his glasses.
Jenny chose her new glasses to try and make guys take her more seriously by trying to tone down her attractiveness, but they've only made look like a porno secretary.
by Rogue_Elephant1 May 22, 2011
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