Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand
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Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater
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(Verb)
to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.
to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.
"John, you're procrastihating on your history essay again."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."
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Procrastimail (verb) - the practice of checking your email/facebook/blog in order to avoid the task at hand. Usually takes a cyclical form, where after you have checked your email/fB/blog, you realise it has been an hour since you logged into your email and that you have probably received a reply, so you log into your email again.
This form of procrastination reliant on computers, similar to procrastichatting and procrastiblogging.
Procrastimail (verb) - the practice of checking your email/facebook/blog in order to avoid the task at hand. Usually takes a cyclical form, where after you have checked your email/fB/blog, you realise it has been an hour since you logged into your email and that you have probably received a reply, so you log into your email again.
This form of procrastination reliant on computers, similar to procrastichatting and procrastiblogging.
(verb form)
Although I REALLY wanted to start writing my essay, I procrastimailed first. The procrastimailing took 4 hours, after which the library shut and I had to go home without starting my essay.
Although I REALLY wanted to start writing my essay, I procrastimailed first. The procrastimailing took 4 hours, after which the library shut and I had to go home without starting my essay.
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