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Procrastibate

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand
I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore
by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011
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procrastibater

The act of masturbating, while procrasternating.
Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater
by The_jet_man October 28, 2015
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Procrastihate

(Verb)
to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.
"John, you're procrastihating on your history essay again."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."
by Female Gumby December 19, 2016
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procrastimailing

Procrastimail (noun) - an email between students.

Procrastimail (verb) - the practice of checking your email/facebook/blog in order to avoid the task at hand. Usually takes a cyclical form, where after you have checked your email/fB/blog, you realise it has been an hour since you logged into your email and that you have probably received a reply, so you log into your email again.
This form of procrastination reliant on computers, similar to procrastichatting and procrastiblogging.
(verb form)
Although I REALLY wanted to start writing my essay, I procrastimailed first. The procrastimailing took 4 hours, after which the library shut and I had to go home without starting my essay.
by jumblesale December 10, 2007
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procrastiative

Being creative while procrastinating, or procrastinating in a creative fashion.
"So my mum locked me in an empty room with my pencil case and my maths homework, so instead of doing my work I made a mural out of my own shoes, a rubber band, a glue stick and the curtains. Talk about being procrastiative, huh?"
by LucyAdair July 2, 2008
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Procrastidating

The process of procrastinating through superficial use of Tinder (including lots of browsing and chatting).
Oh man I should be studying for my end of year exam but I've just been on Tinder procrastidating all day...
by HA92 November 17, 2014
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Procrastabate

To procrastabate: Masturbating when bored and/or there is nothing else to do.
Hmm.... What shall I do, might as well procrastabate!
by Educated-singles.com July 20, 2015
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