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Procrastichatting 

The act of chatting with friends via text, Facebook chat, or other chatting medium with the purpose of prolonging the beginning of your work.
Shelby should totally be starting that paper right now, but look at her over there procrastichatting with Zach on Facebook.
Procrastichatting by Zeke J December 1, 2010
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Procrastinhating 

To put off something that needs to be done because you can't stand the person you are doing it for.
My boss wanted the report by last Monday but I've been procrastinhating all week.
Procrastinhating by Smigguns August 11, 2009

procrastachatting 

When you are online (on a site such as Facebook), and you avoid doing work by, you guessed it, chatting!
I had a term paper to do last night, but I spent the time procrastachatting :)

procrastishitting 

The act of shitting your pants due to stress while procrastinating. Especially noticeable for students near the end of a semester.
Josh felt like procrastishitting after he realized the amount of projects that were unfinished while playing league of legends
procrastishitting by SamBlazer April 29, 2014

Procrastihating

When someone puts off completing a task important to you because they hate.
Chris: "Mike, I thought you getting me an interview where you work?"

Mike: "I will man later.."

Chris: "You better quit procrastihating!"
Procrastihating by LunaLaValliere August 21, 2009

Procratochatting 

The act of procrastinating through meaningless and/or irrelevant conversation with others, most often in the classroom sense.
Teacher: All of you stop procratochatting!
Procratochatting by Goldfisheth October 22, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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