Piratious Hippie

A drunken pirate who occasionally likes to smoke pot.

Miki is a piratious hippie

by Jay Z September 30, 2004

creamy mashed potatoes

Your significant other deficates and you ejaculate into it. Then your significant other mixes it together and eats it.

Last night I made Jill eat some creamy mashed potatoes

by C-PIG April 4, 2008

The Angry Couch Potatos

When two dudes get into a confrontation that escalates to the point that one dude makes a completely irrational decision.

Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.

"Dude, you put your ASSHOLE COVERED FINGER in my MOUTH!!!"

"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)

"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"

"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"

( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)

by icomefromalanddownunder June 2, 2009

Arm Potato/potatoes

The slang term for a woman or man who have large biceps of muscle.

"Oooh check his Arm Potato/potatoes out. Phoar I bet he works out".

by Arm potato lover January 18, 2012

Baby Gravy for the Chest Potatoes

This is when you blow your load on a girls boobs.

Baby Gravy- Cum

Chest Potatoes- Boobs

Gravy for mashed taters in simple terms.

Dude, she's sooo hot. She needs some baby gravy for the chest potatoes.

by Riddle Boy June 16, 2008

pontious

a code word meaning homosexual or eye rapist.

yo... your mad pontious.
dont be such a pontious.

by loddiemayforsheesie May 28, 2010

Cheesy Potatoes

Sex in a cup...

Oh man, those Cheesy potatoes were sex in a cup.
I had an orgy in my mouth!

by Codydaigle February 20, 2009