Wood Possum 

An animal typically found inhabiting basements, garages, and other locations typically associated with motor driven machines. Signs of a wood possum infestation include but are not limited to: tins of Grizz, 2-liters of Diet Mountain Dew, and empty bottles of Jeremiah Weed.

The Wood Possum was spotted in his natural habitat reading Pirate4x4.com and contributing to the Ford discussions.

Wood Possum by ShadyC January 28, 2008

Stinky Possum 

When you have to take a serious dump and someone sits sidecar to you and you wait for them to leave without making a sound.

Dude, I was taking a serious dump and some guy side carred me, so a pulled a stinky possum until he left.

Stinky Possum by unaCrapper May 11, 2011

awesome possum 

Meaning really, really neat, most of the time very unusal/unique ;There is awesome, then there is awesome possum!

Fred: Sup' my man?
Bob: Turns out Rob Zombie is my dad
Fred: Awesome Possum

awesome possum by fotia autos March 20, 2008

angry possum 

When your parnter acts dead during sex.

I thought she was doing the angry possum but i just suck.

angry possum by I may or may not be a straight March 7, 2018

Urban Possum 

A low quality babysitter to whom you entrust your children so you can have sex with a rando

I’ve got a sure thing tonight... I need to find an Urban Possum for the kids

Urban Possum by Moxie_stars August 10, 2019

play possum

verb
To fool someone into believing something that is not true. To fake.

Girl 1: I didn't want to talk to that triflin' ho, so I pretended I was asleep and she went away.
Girl 2: Nice! Way to play possum on her ass!

play possum by LaStefondaniqua December 26, 2008

Snow Possum 

A term used by the jogger community to reference hyperborean white people. Mostly in a derogatory attempt, but it has no sting since Europeans don't have deep seated inferiority complexes .

Tyquisha DaVontrius Nyquilantro: *smacks lips* da snow possums be opressin me. We wuz da original kangs of egypt we built them pyramids n sheit.
Matt: Ok.

Snow Possum by kangsofegypt February 10, 2022