Panic Porridge

When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.

I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!

by Wilskins May 6, 2022

dick porridge

When a dick is just right
-TJ Widgtis

I’ve found the guy that has the dick porridge. Not too big, not too small, just right.

by TJ Widgstis July 21, 2023

porridge friend

That friend that is always nice and filling but you would never actively seek out their company. You can't not like them because they're too bland not to like

"She is so nice you can't help but like her"
"Yeah she is a total porridge friend"

by JuviaViolet December 7, 2016

Sweet on the porridge

A person who has a lot of money in the pocket.

Look at that guy, buying lots of champagne. He is sweet on the porridge.

by Fhille June 15, 2019

Bulldog eating porridge

A rather large girl/man eating ass out with creamed corn smeared on their face.

She growled that ass like a bulldog eating porridge on a warm Sunday afternoon.

by Alanabrettlee April 12, 2023

Porridge

Porridge is a tasty snack that you can eat anyplace anywhere anytime.

Have you had porridge yet? It's such a good snack!

by SamTheWisest October 26, 2018

porridge stirrer

When having sex with a girl who’s just been filled with another man’s cum and are then the porridge stirrer

Stacey fucks me
I cum in stacey
Stacey goes home and has sex with her boyfriend
He is now my porridge stirrer

by DanksyDan November 4, 2022