Definitions by Figusmethat

as a science student 

When your dad is raging because you can't fix something yet you are studying science at university. Can also be said as "as a shtienshe shtudent"

Beta, as a science student, you should know: Insert text here

as a science student by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

Skudoosh 

When someone is annoying you, you stop whatever you are doing to look him in the eyes and flick his nose with your toes.
Pronounced Ska-doosh.

Stop annoying me or i'll skudoosh you.

Skudoosh by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

Indian sweg 

Mostly commonly seen in 2017 at the Mumbai International Airport. This stylish combination of clothing consisted of extremely tight adidas sweatpants with the addition of hesspods, huge tourist camo backpack and a neon blue sweater.

Rohit is the pinnacle of Indian sweg.

Indian sweg by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

Cette mec 

Term used by indian specimen in france while road raging. Instead of saying "ce mec" this individual uses "cette" which is the wrong grammar yet shows his authority and power.

Sir why did you bump in my car?!
But you are crazy cette mec!

Cette mec by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

Hotteh or Coldesh 

When your flatulent brother is searching for an object you hid. When he is close, you say "Hotteh" and when he is far "coldesh".

Is the bathroom Hotteh or coldesh?
-Hotteh

Hotteh or Coldesh by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

Chutney porridge 

Salty indian sauce that you can dip your dossa or toes inside

Bro i love dipping my toes in chutney porridge

Chutney porridge by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

acha

What your indian dad responds when you asking him a question and he isnt paying attention because he is on his ipad.

Dad what time is it?
Acha

acha by Figusmethat April 12, 2023