Figusmethat's definitions

Chutney porridge

Salty indian sauce that you can dip your dossa or toes inside

Bro i love dipping my toes in chutney porridge

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

as a science student

When your dad is raging because you can't fix something yet you are studying science at university. Can also be said as "as a shtienshe shtudent"

Beta, as a science student, you should know: Insert text here

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

Hotteh or Coldesh

When your flatulent brother is searching for an object you hid. When he is close, you say "Hotteh" and when he is far "coldesh".

Is the bathroom Hotteh or coldesh?
-Hotteh

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

Skudoosh

When someone is annoying you, you stop whatever you are doing to look him in the eyes and flick his nose with your toes.
Pronounced Ska-doosh.

Stop annoying me or i'll skudoosh you.

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

acha

What your indian dad responds when you asking him a question and he isnt paying attention because he is on his ipad.

Dad what time is it?
Acha

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

Indian sweg

Mostly commonly seen in 2017 at the Mumbai International Airport. This stylish combination of clothing consisted of extremely tight adidas sweatpants with the addition of hesspods, huge tourist camo backpack and a neon blue sweater.

Rohit is the pinnacle of Indian sweg.

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

T'wek

A word used by the famous Steed household, by mixing "t'es" from french and "weak".

Yesterday I was working out with Thomas and he saw me lifting 3kg weights, he told me T'wek.

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023