Polish Secret

A sex act where you go to a brothel in Amsterdam and a prostitute masturbates with a kielbasa whilst humiliating you

Prostitute: “Oh jä, you could never compare to zis Keilbasa”
You: “Wait why is the prostitute German”
That’s the Polish secret ;)

by BłûėJüdę July 23, 2020

Polish Harvest

The act of using a turnip or any root vegetable as a butt-plug then pulling it out. Dookie remains on the end of the vegetable like pulling it out of the earth.

Little Natey celebrated the beginning of Fall by having a Polish Harvest in his bed chambers.

by eL_dao October 1, 2023

chrome polisher

Female who performs oral sex on males!

Damn, she's a fine chrome polisher. She even cleaned up the job without a spill!

by oz (SK) August 26, 2007

Nail polish emergency

The tension that arises when a chick gets herself into a snit about something which is actually minor. If it had been a real emergency, it would be followed a PSA.

Realizing at the last minute that your best friend had borrowed the skirt the you were planning on wearing tonight is a nail polish emergency.

by rettanator August 15, 2009

Nail polish tumor

The little blotch on your nail created when the polish clumps together.

I was just putting the finishing touches on my nails, when I accidentally created a nail polish tumor.

by oxfordskank September 11, 2011

sausage polisher

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot sausage polisher!

by sbo January 20, 2014

The Polish Snowcone

The act of eating a mans semen out of a fleshlight.

Jason performed The Polish Snowcone after eating his own semen from the Fleshlight that he ejaculated into.

by 84urnumba4lumba February 28, 2020