Pocket Condom

A condom that has been in your pocket for a very long time. Very compressed and looks like you've sat on it for 20 days. Only used in emergency's.

"I almost had to use that nasty pocket condom, but I found a black gas station condom thank god."

by Dierks Olgensen May 3, 2010

Pocket Sage

A Pocket Sage is a character in Valorant (sage) who when is a Pocket Sage will not focus on getting kills but will only heal you and not let you die.

Marco: Can I be your Pocket Sage
Charlotte: Sure baby

by Marcodataco April 13, 2022

Pocket Jelly

A reference to semen inside a male's pants or shorts that results from a close encounter with a stripper (lap dance) or other exciting moment that resulted in one "jizzing in their pants". Usually leaves a wet spot visible from outside the clothing, and can often be felt inside the pockets.

As in "Wow, that girl was so hot! I just dropped a pound of pocket jelly thinking of her!"

by bazzr July 30, 2010

nerd pocket

The breast pocket of a shirt. The pocket where nerds carry their pocket protector.

My shirt was ruined when a pen exploded in my nerd pocket. Dang! I wish I had a pocket protector!

by iyhnALEX June 1, 2012

pocket slap

When you reach with your right hand into your left pocket and proceed to pull a backhand out of your pocket.

Usually done when you tell a person that you have something for them in your pocket and they think its a present or something.

Hey Alfonso I have something for you.

Really?

Ya hold on a sec.......Bam!! Pocket slap bizznatch!!!

by Zygorff October 31, 2009

Pocket Wanker

The act of putting ones hand inside the pocket of a like minded individual for gratification. Normally followed by the subject of aforementioned act, placing his hand inside your pocket and tugging furiously.

Frequently performed by members of Bluecoat school.

Peter the Bluecoat pocket wanker loves it.

by McLovin80085 December 5, 2012

velvet pocket

1. a vagina;
2. a wet pussy.

1. Hey, you and Amy have been dating for a month now. Have you gotten in her velvet pocket?

2. Dude 1 "I heard Susan has a dry pussy." Dude 2 "No, trust me. She has a velvet pocket."

by toast455 July 2, 2005